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[eviltriumphs]

Alright slaves. No doubt you've already heard of this Walter figure lurking around. Everyone in this city is chilled to their very soul by the thought of that man around. In other words:

THIS BASTARD IS STEALING MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE MOST HORRIFYING BEING HERE.

THIS IS JUST LIKE THIS FAKE EVIL KING BUSINESS ALL OVER AGAIN. AUGH. But the good news

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[leafelite]

You think there aren't things being done about it already?

[eviltriumphs]

Obviously not enough. All I've heard is "blah blah police will take care of it blah blah oh my god this is so scary I'll just stand around talking instead of constructing a organized collective to actually TAKE HIM DOWN."

At least, that's what I've heard.

[locked to Stan]

[wretched_son]

I didn't realize it'd be taken so easily.

[locked to Stinky]

[eviltriumphs]

That's only because I haven't made my move yet. Just you wait, I'll be the king of this world, and my reign of maliciousness and evil will be unlike any Discedo as ever seen!!! AND YOU. YOU WILL BE NOTHING BUT A SMUDGE IN THE SOIL, HAHAHAHA!!!

[Locked to Stan]

[mrbaseballfan]

It's my understanding that he is immortal. The only one who ever managed to stop him is this Henry guy.

I'm still getting more info.

[Locked to Ness]

[eviltriumphs]

Ugh. That makes things a little trickier. I'll have to find this Henry guy soon, then. Good work though, Baseball slave.

[Locked to Stan]

[mrbaseballfan]

The thing is, I think Henry is an ordinary human. I don't know him well enough to ask him what he did to stop him last time. If I HAD to face Walter, I might be able to temporarily paralyze him. But if he can't be defeated...

Er, Evil King? Don't do anything rash. I don't think I could protect you if you go after this guy.

[Locked to Ness]

[eviltriumphs]

He might be like my former slave: one of the Unclassified. Apparently we can't permanently rid ourselves of this nuisance anyway. Something about these stupid scientists and some weird reincarnation. I really don't care, as long as this Walter guy gets put in his place.

Normally I'd reprimand my minions for even doubting my capabilities, but you might have a point. I'm not lowering myself to fight a weakling human--even if he is immortal--unless I absolutely have to. If you can't fight him, then you damn well better start training! The road to victory is long, hard, and often lonely depending if I'm in the mood to help you or not, so start bulking up now before I show you what a true villain is!!!

[a_naked_flame]

People are scared of some pathetic mama's boy? Geez, and I thought some people 'round here had spines. Just goes to show.

[eviltriumphs]

Aha, someone with some sense! Apparently if you kill a few people and speak like a mentally challenged ghost, you're a damn harbinger of evil with this city of morons!! Grrrrrr.

[a_naked_flame]

Hmph. Whatever. They haven't seen anything yet.