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Stupid vapid idiot Bubbly Annoyance twit!! Ugh. I should be used to you leaving by now. I should be used to not having you around to adore me heal me assist me in my evil deeds IRRITATE THE HELL OUT OF ME. I should be used to this--
...UGH. WHAT SORT OF TOXIC FUMES IS THIS CITY PUTTING IN MY LUNGS TO MAKE ME SO DISGUSTINGLY ILL?!?! Missing someone! HAH! I'm the Evil King!! I'm Classified only to feel varying levels rage, sadistic joy, and... EVILNESS!!! The only thing I miss is all the chaos and horror I left in my wake! And maybe Baseball Slave... 's evil side! Now that kid had potential! Damn. What am I going to do for an heir now that he's gone?! All the women here are so frumpy or look like prostitutes!! None of them are nearly good enough for me!
And as for the others...
Obviously, what I'm feeling now is merely a result of lead poisoning and dysentery. Yep.
SLAVES: I HAVE LEAD POISONING AND DYSENTERY AND POSSIBLY SOME OTHER AILMENTS. This means I'm out to improve my mood, so I'm going to go kill some innocent creatures. If you join me, I'll give you ravioli. If you don't, I'll sneeze on you and you'll slowly rot from the inside out from disease! My body may not be affected, but I guarantee yours will be. Except you, Sitar Slave; I need to discuss something with you.
Ugh. I'm so bored! What happened to all those ghosts?! Where the hell did they run off to?! I actually want to waste my time beating up those lesser monsters! I could go steal things from Upstanding Members of Society, but those are getting hard to come by, and they never have anything interesting to take anyway. Why can't you stupid humans actually own better things? Like alligator pits, or rivers of lava!
...UGH. WHAT SORT OF TOXIC FUMES IS THIS CITY PUTTING IN MY LUNGS TO MAKE ME SO DISGUSTINGLY ILL?!?! Missing someone! HAH! I'm the Evil King!! I'm Classified only to feel varying levels rage, sadistic joy, and... EVILNESS!!! The only thing I miss is all the chaos and horror I left in my wake! And maybe Baseball Slave... 's evil side! Now that kid had potential! Damn. What am I going to do for an heir now that he's gone?! All the women here are so frumpy or look like prostitutes!! None of them are nearly good enough for me!
And as for the others...
Obviously, what I'm feeling now is merely a result of lead poisoning and dysentery. Yep.
SLAVES: I HAVE LEAD POISONING AND DYSENTERY AND POSSIBLY SOME OTHER AILMENTS. This means I'm out to improve my mood, so I'm going to go kill some innocent creatures. If you join me, I'll give you ravioli. If you don't, I'll sneeze on you and you'll slowly rot from the inside out from disease! My body may not be affected, but I guarantee yours will be. Except you, Sitar Slave; I need to discuss something with you.
Ugh. I'm so bored! What happened to all those ghosts?! Where the hell did they run off to?! I actually want to waste my time beating up those lesser monsters! I could go steal things from Upstanding Members of Society, but those are getting hard to come by, and they never have anything interesting to take anyway. Why can't you stupid humans actually own better things? Like alligator pits, or rivers of lava!