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eviltriumphs

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May 28, 2009 20:29

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whatthefactor May 29 2009, 01:54:02 UTC

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And here I was hoping thought you'd been subtracted with the other zetta morons from your set.

eviltriumphs May 29 2009, 02:03:52 UTC

I'd liquefy your organs if I didn't already have plans for you.

whatthefactor May 29 2009, 02:09:32 UTC

Oh yeah? And how the factor would you do that, cough on me?

eviltriumphs May 29 2009, 02:20:55 UTC

Hehehehe, even Noisy Freaks have shadows to manipulate.

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dreamgranter May 29 2009, 02:01:19 UTC

My, my. Aren't those interesting little trinkets you wish for?

eviltriumphs May 29 2009, 02:23:33 UTC

They're infinitely more useful than the usual stupid stuff humans have.

dreamgranter May 29 2009, 02:26:08 UTC

I see. Then again, perhaps you're just not creative enough to make good use of said usual stupid stuff.

eviltriumphs May 29 2009, 03:22:57 UTC

What?! Of course I am! But there's only so much I can do with dinner plates and feather dusters!!

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2cool4europe May 29 2009, 02:11:22 UTC

HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET ALL THOSE ILLNESSES SO FUCKING FAST?!

eviltriumphs May 29 2009, 02:25:48 UTC

I'VE BEEN SHOT MULTIPLE TIMES ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS AND I LIVE IN THIS CESSPOOL OF A CITY. THIS ISN'T A HARD CONCEPT TO UNDERSTAND.

2cool4europe May 29 2009, 02:36:21 UTC

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! CAN'T YOU STAY OUT OF TROUBLE FOR A GOOD FIVE MINUTES?! EVERY TIME I TURN MY BACK, YOU END UP FIGHTING MULTI-FRONT WARS WITHOUT ANY PREPARATION OR ANY REGARD TO THE ECONOMY! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT CATCHING THE PLAGUE!

eviltriumphs May 29 2009, 03:31:36 UTC

AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?!?! EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, YOU'RE GETTING YOUR ARM BROKEN BY SOME OTHER NATION WHO SAYS YOU DON'T EXIST!! AND I ALREADY HAD THE PLAGUE, BRATWURST BREATH!!

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in_a_dark_wood May 29 2009, 02:32:38 UTC

Alligator pits cost a lot to keep up and rivers of lava are unreliable. I mean...you'd need volcanic activity and everything...

eviltriumphs May 29 2009, 03:29:19 UTC

Who says? Spontaneous rivers of lava are the best kinds. And alligators can easily live off of fallen Heroes! ...Or penguins.

in_a_dark_wood May 29 2009, 03:31:34 UTC

Where are ya gonna get spontaneous rivers of lava?

eviltriumphs May 29 2009, 03:38:37 UTC

That's the problem. I've already looked in all the stores and abandoned spaces of nothingness. No one is ever careless enough to lose that kind of thing!

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kodac_moment May 29 2009, 02:38:18 UTC

Lead poisoning, Dysentry, and possibly other ailments?! You really oughtta not be running around and... killing innocent creatures. It's probably best you just stay indoors. Or at the least see a doctor or something more practical!

eviltriumphs May 29 2009, 03:34:45 UTC

But killing things always makes me feel better.

AND ALL DOCTORS HAVE EVER DONE FOR ME IS SLICE ME OPEN AND MAKE ME EVEN MORE ILL!!

kodac_moment May 29 2009, 03:41:00 UTC

Haven't you ever considered the fact that its not nearly as much fun for the innocent creature you're killing?

If you're scared of the doc's office then have somebody stop by and check out that bullet wound at least. Leaving it alone will just get you killed.

eviltriumphs May 29 2009, 03:57:11 UTC

Yes. And that is precisely why I do it. What part of "evil" are people not comprehending?!

Been there, done that, people tossed me in a dungeon. I'm done bleeding and I picked most of them out last week, and since I'm not spewing stuff about buttercups anymore, I'm pretty sure I'm alright.

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