[Sort of Accidental Voice Post]
[The communicator clicks on as it clatters to the floor. Looks like it's catching the middle of a conversation! ...Or, rather, verbal warfare. Between, GUESS WHO: Stan and Prussia. This is what happens when they're both injured, unable to move well, and are put in the same hospital room.]
--UPID SAUSAGE BRAINED MIDGET!!
...D-Did you just-- YOU JUST FUCKING THREW THAT AT ME! WHAT THE HELL?!
DAMN RIGHT I DID, YOU WORTHLESS MOLEHILL! You deserve it for openly mocking your king! Now go get it.
I'll mock you if I want, you worthless king! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LOST TO THAT RUSSIAN BASTARD. YOU PICK IT UP.
Me?! I WAS JUST BEAT UP IN A DARK ALLEY WAY BY THE ANTICHRIST WEARING A CAMO JACKET, AND THEN I WENT TO GO FIGHT THE CHUNKY OX ANYWAY!! What the hell is your excuse for REPEATEDLY LOSING?!
WHAT THE HELL?! TWO FIGHTS?! YOU IDIOT. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE AN HEIR. YOU CAN'T DO THAT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
WHATEVER HEIR YOU WANTED WAS KINDA RUINED WHEN YOU KICKED ME IN THE CROTCH! Though I am thinking of tracking down that angry kid and getting him to join my legion... BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN IMPORTANT! ARRRGHHH, I SHOULD'VE SNAPPED YOUR MEASLY NECK WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!! I show you mercy when you're broken and bleeding, and you still have the nerve to taunt my bachelor status?!?! WHEN WE MEET AGAIN IN HELL, I'M JAMMING A PITCHFORK IN YOUR EYE YOU CRETIN!!!!
WHO THE HELL SAYS I'M GOING TO HELL?! YOU'RE THE PAGAN! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO USES WITCHCRAFT! WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOUR CRAZY DEMON POWERS SAVE YOU FROM THOSE FIGHTS?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SET RUSSIA ON FIRE OR SOMETHING!? I SHOULD JUST SUPPORT A REVOLUTION AND GET A NEW KING. ONE WHO ISN'T AN IDIOT!
I DID! HE JUST DOESN'T DIE! HE'S LIKE A COCKROACH!! NOW STOP BEING A BRAT AND GO GET MY DAMN COMMUNICATOR!
HELL NO. YOU GET IT.
YOU GET IT! I've lost too much blood to heal properly and my leg is busted!! I'M YOUR KING. SERVE ME.
YOU THREW IT, YOU GODDAMNED BASTARD! YOU GET IT!
NO YOU!
NO YO--!
[And it thankfully times out.]
[ooc: so tired heading to bed omg. I'll do tags tomorrow, but you may get some from Prussia. IT'LL BE A SURPRISE]
--UPID SAUSAGE BRAINED MIDGET!!
...D-Did you just-- YOU JUST FUCKING THREW THAT AT ME! WHAT THE HELL?!
DAMN RIGHT I DID, YOU WORTHLESS MOLEHILL! You deserve it for openly mocking your king! Now go get it.
I'll mock you if I want, you worthless king! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LOST TO THAT RUSSIAN BASTARD. YOU PICK IT UP.
Me?! I WAS JUST BEAT UP IN A DARK ALLEY WAY BY THE ANTICHRIST WEARING A CAMO JACKET, AND THEN I WENT TO GO FIGHT THE CHUNKY OX ANYWAY!! What the hell is your excuse for REPEATEDLY LOSING?!
WHAT THE HELL?! TWO FIGHTS?! YOU IDIOT. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE AN HEIR. YOU CAN'T DO THAT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
WHATEVER HEIR YOU WANTED WAS KINDA RUINED WHEN YOU KICKED ME IN THE CROTCH! Though I am thinking of tracking down that angry kid and getting him to join my legion... BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN IMPORTANT! ARRRGHHH, I SHOULD'VE SNAPPED YOUR MEASLY NECK WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!! I show you mercy when you're broken and bleeding, and you still have the nerve to taunt my bachelor status?!?! WHEN WE MEET AGAIN IN HELL, I'M JAMMING A PITCHFORK IN YOUR EYE YOU CRETIN!!!!
WHO THE HELL SAYS I'M GOING TO HELL?! YOU'RE THE PAGAN! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO USES WITCHCRAFT! WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOUR CRAZY DEMON POWERS SAVE YOU FROM THOSE FIGHTS?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SET RUSSIA ON FIRE OR SOMETHING!? I SHOULD JUST SUPPORT A REVOLUTION AND GET A NEW KING. ONE WHO ISN'T AN IDIOT!
I DID! HE JUST DOESN'T DIE! HE'S LIKE A COCKROACH!! NOW STOP BEING A BRAT AND GO GET MY DAMN COMMUNICATOR!
HELL NO. YOU GET IT.
YOU GET IT! I've lost too much blood to heal properly and my leg is busted!! I'M YOUR KING. SERVE ME.
YOU THREW IT, YOU GODDAMNED BASTARD! YOU GET IT!
NO YOU!
NO YO--!
[And it thankfully times out.]
[ooc: so tired heading to bed omg. I'll do tags tomorrow, but you may get some from Prussia. IT'LL BE A SURPRISE]