Comments | eviltriumphs: [voice (what else); english] Evil Accomplishments Part 1

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[voice (what else); english] Evil Accomplishments Part 1

Dec 07, 2009 14:28

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Cower, puny mortals! I have taken the one and only barrier between the world and your fragile privacy, exposing you to the judgmental stares of others and the elements that will surely freeze your extremities! Now you will suffer the cold, the overwhelming embarrassment of having to dress in the open, the paranoia that even ( Read more... )

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Voice; ineuphony December 7 2009, 19:39:25 UTC

HEY!

GIVE ME BACK MY DOOR, YOU JERK! JUST WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

Voice; eviltriumphs December 8 2009, 01:48:56 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

NOW YOU WILL PERISH OF EXPOSURE. AND IF YOU DON'T DIE OF THAT, THEN YOUR SOUL WILL BE CRUSHED BY THE UTTER LACK OF PRIVACY!!

Voice; ineuphony December 8 2009, 03:07:45 UTC

JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, STAN!

Voice; eviltriumphs December 8 2009, 03:15:11 UTC

JUST TRY IT, STRAW HAIRED LITTLE GIRL!

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[voice] I hope this is okay. If not, I can delete. sentry_down December 7 2009, 19:43:44 UTC

[Engineer isn't bothered, as made obvious by the sound of his sentry now firing dozens of rounds at whatever approached his door.]

[voice] it's all good o/ eviltriumphs December 8 2009, 01:49:55 UTC

[TOO BAD STAN CAN GO SHADOW-MODE.

ENJOY THE BULLET HOLES IN YOUR WALL, PEON.]

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as always :| eviltriumphs December 8 2009, 01:50:51 UTC

No, but none of these stupid humans know how to use them correctly to instigate terror and perpetuate slaughter!

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eviltriumphs December 8 2009, 02:12:59 UTC

What are you, a simpleton?! There's so much more to it than that! Any idiot can swing around a sword or an axe and cause a little blood loss; it takes real technique to disembowel your enemy so that they watch as their own intestines spill onto the ground beneath them! It takes skill to sever your opponent's spine so that their legs are useless, yet still leaving them alive long enough to chuck them into a river and watch their futile struggle to stay at the surface!

And whatever happened to that thing where people are tied to horses and torn apart? When did that become unfashionable?!

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Voice; moarcowbell December 7 2009, 19:51:41 UTC

Ah, it appears my door seems to be missing.

Voice; eviltriumphs December 8 2009, 01:51:53 UTC

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE EXPOSED TO THE WORLD AND PROBABLY ACQUIRE FROSTBITE AS YOUR FRAGILE FORM IS BOMBARDED BY THE CHILL THAT YOUR DOOR HAS KEPT OUT?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Voice; moarcowbell December 8 2009, 04:39:49 UTC

. . . I don't really mind that much.

Voice; eviltriumphs December 8 2009, 04:56:55 UTC

THE DESPAIR IS EVIDENT IN YOUR VOICE!

Enjoy your frozen nose, insect!

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[voice] |D oh i've been waiting perpetualfrown December 7 2009, 19:59:03 UTC

.. You're as bad at jokes as Chocolove if you think that would be enough of an issue to warrant a real response. [His door has been broken so many times he was going to get a new one this week anyway.

In other words, ahem, he says 'shut up and sit down'.]

[voice] muahahahaha eviltriumphs December 8 2009, 01:53:50 UTC

FROSTBITE IS A HILARIOUS JOKE. DO YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE PEOPLE SUFFER! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Do you think that will dampen Stan's spirit or disrupt his fabricated reality? Hint: no :|]

[voice] :> IGNORE THE LATE perpetualfrown December 11 2009, 20:58:31 UTC

Try harder, I'm not laughing yet.

[Nahhhhh, but Ren doesn't care that much.]