[voice (what else); english] Evil Accomplishments Part 1

[eviltriumphs]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Cower, puny mortals! I have taken the one and only barrier between the world and your fragile privacy, exposing you to the judgmental stares of others and the elements that will surely freeze your extremities! Now you will suffer the cold, the overwhelming embarrassment of having to dress in the open, the paranoia that even

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[baka_jyanai]

... Huh?

[eviltriumphs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[voice; japanese]

[baka_jyanai]

You talk funny.

[voice; english]

[eviltriumphs]

STOP SPEAKING ROBOT.

[u_n_asplode]

...why doors?

What are you going to do with a bunch of doors?

[eviltriumphs]

Are you deaf or just incompetent? Did you not just hear my brilliant explanation concerning paranoia and embarrassment and monsters and the cold?

It's not what I'm going to do with them so much as the fact that people now lack them! Sheesh, don't you know the first thing about being evil?!

Though if you must know, probably firewood.

[u_n_asplode]

Yes, I did, but that didn't make any sense to me either. Aren't doors for keeping people in?

...if being evil requires stealing doors, then no.

[eviltriumphs]

Only under certain situations. Now that I have all the doors, I can keep as many people in as I want!

You are a failure of an individual.

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[ultraman_junior]

...!!

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[ultraman_junior]

Th-this is...

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[ultraman_junior]

Some vile thief has gone on a spree!

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[ultraman_junior]

I, Azai Nagamasa, shall not stand for these nefarious actions of such a sly, despicable being!

I will... stamp the mark of justice upon his flesh with my blade!

[dragons_are_ok]

You pervert.

[eviltriumphs]

Eh?

[dragons_are_ok]

You're not any kind of evil overlord worth his salt, you're just a dirty old man!

[eviltriumphs]

HOW DARE YOU! I'M THE EVILEST THING TO EVER DESCEND UPON THIS WRETCHED CITY!! I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE STEALING PEOPLES' PERSONAL BARRIERS, POISONING THE WATER SUPPLY, AND OVERTAKING COUNTRIES.

...And I'm not old! I've only been 26 for a few centuries!

Did he steal their's too? :|

[fallenfishes]

[ What is this even. ]

You--

No they get doors for Christmas :|b HAPPY HOLIDAYS

[eviltriumphs]

Evil, isn't it?

:| Awh, you're so nice. You just secretly don't want your country to freeze, isn't that it.

[fallenfishes]

It's stupid and annoying!

...well yes BUT I AM CAPABLE OF MERCY. which is toally diff than compassion don't think I'm nice.

[eviltriumphs]

IT'S GLORIOUS!!!