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[eviltriumphs]

[Camera turns on. See Stan. See Stan looking angry (like he has any other expression. See Stan scream into the communicator.]

PRUSSIA YOU UGLY ALBINO MOLE HILL, YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE EVIL LAIR. I'M NOT SENDING SPIKEY TO GO LOOK FOR YOU BECAUSE LIKE HELL AM I LOSING BOTH HALVES OF MY EMPIRE. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE BEFORE I FEED YOUR HAT TO

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[quietnorth]

You need a new hobby.

[eviltriumphs]

Go back to Russia.

[quietnorth]

Never lived with the guy.

[eviltriumphs]

Makes sense. You're not crushed flat, so you must never have been exposed to his massive weight.

[pissedkitty]

Do you do anything that isn't yelling?

[eviltriumphs]

I KILL THINGS AND CONQUER NATIONS AND THEN I LAUGH.

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[rules_the_north]

Where are they?

text so late omg

[eviltriumphs]

Who? Potato Face and Spiky or Shaky Rail Tracer and Four Eyes? Latter two are here. Hell if I know where the other two are, hence the threats.

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[rules_the_north]

Hand them back to me.

[dyerk]

Hm...
Forgive the interruption... but it has fallen quite silent.