Well, once the cop realized I wasn't intoxicated or up to any mischief, he let me go. I prefer not to ask why the legal gods spared me, I just consider it a miracle.
I hope the squirrel is dead, for its own sake. I hate the idea of a partially-squished squirrel running around in the wild. I was going 30-35 mph.
My sister actually broke up with Dickie a few weeks ago. The guy who got food poisoning was her previous bf, Jerad (you may or may not remember me mentioning him).
Haha, as it turns out, my sister is has been "seeing" Jerad whenever she came home from school on a break. Now that her school is out, and she's no longer with Dickie, she's been spending copious amounts of time with the lad. I don't think they're officially "dating", but I don't know what else to call it. Perhaps "friends with benefits"?
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AH, Lisa!! You ran over a squirrel?!?! I'm assuming it's dead now ... How fast were you going when you hit it?
Hahaha, which of your sister's "ex"es was poisoned (is she still with Dickey?)?
Boo Shrek 3.
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I hope the squirrel is dead, for its own sake. I hate the idea of a partially-squished squirrel running around in the wild. I was going 30-35 mph.
My sister actually broke up with Dickie a few weeks ago. The guy who got food poisoning was her previous bf, Jerad (you may or may not remember me mentioning him).
Yes, Shrek 3 deserves a swift and merciful death.
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Hahaha, how do you know all these things about Jerad?? I do still remember things you said about him.
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