yard waste

[evilunderneath]

bloody hell my neighbours suck . my back yard was a shortcut from one street to the bell st. towers lot . junkies and crackheads used to come through it and use my back yard to shoot up sell shit to each other . ditch stolen goods and give eachother sexual favours in lieu of drugs . this all stopped when I made a barricade . made it from old

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[_delicateterror]

bear traps.
enough said.
for serious...

[evilunderneath]

only problem there is the kittens that live around here . for this reason I think the barbed wire I have downstairs might be good . OR find and skin a poodle and stake it up all 'lord of the flies' like . along with the package of chicken feet I have out there drying out and the rib bone wind chimes that might SCARE THE P double-OO P out of them maybe scared to death so I can put THEIR skinned body up with the poodle.......oh wait , police . PHOOEY!! those authority figures , always spoiling my fun with those 'laws' and 'morals' *rolls eyes*

[bellaantimatter]

get some wild rose shrubs... grow like weeds and FUCK those thorns HURT... I encouraged mine to take over the back line of teh yard and I scatter suttings at teh gate... no more dogs pooping in my yard.. and they look pretty! Virtually o care required... prune em in the fall and ferggettaboudit

[evilunderneath]

I'd love to but theres only about an inch of soil where the people wander through . I'm planing to build a small deck there this spring (with a fence), that should do the trick but I wanted to get people in the habit of not going there so they wouldn't try to break off the fence . grr stupid white trash crackheads vs my attempt at having a deccent place to live . my skills with spooky voodoo decorating may be called into use

[thesheryl]

You need some razor-wire...

[evilunderneath]

barbed wire is all I got . and it'd be a shame to use for that since it was meant for art stuff . but you're definately thinking along the right lines

[shyska]

Was going to put some up along the back of Myles' fence for the same reason, but sadly it is very illegal without a permit.

[evilunderneath]

prostitution and dealing drugs are more what the cops 'round here are lookin for . I had thought about approaching the police about putting a closed circuit webcam on the wall of my garden to catch people in the act . doubt they'd go for it . also who knows what they'd see of me coming home from drinking :)

[dabblerblue]

we can sit out on your deck with a big bottle of whiskey and some shotguns...

[evilunderneath]

yes , sounds good . and perhaps a home-built flamethrower . strictly for emphasis ......no really

[miss_paroxysm]

To avoid harming animals, could you not rig up an electrical device that gives out rather large shocks of electricity when touched...but have it placed high enough so that the perverts are the only ones who can get at it?
Home Alone style...

[evilunderneath]

good thought . wiring it might be tricky though . I like the circular saw from the 3rd indiana jones movie . it was high enough that it decapitated unwary trespassers . plenty of room for kittens there