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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Iris!

1. India tested its first nuclear Iris in 1974!
2. Two grams of Iris provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
3. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Iris!
4. Iris was named after Iris the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
5. The

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[tomato39]

*scribbles furiously:*
-install Iris-powered TV
-avoid looking directly at Iris
-I knew there was a reason white chocolate wasn't chocolate...
-wear Iris at wedding