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May 17, 2006 12:08

I have no idea who Mr. Welch is, but this list is pretty damn funny. Read through, and comment with your favorites.

Stolen from some random LJ )

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skywalker404 May 17 2006, 23:35:05 UTC
Ye gods that's a long list. And a funny list, too!!!

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arichi May 18 2006, 00:18:56 UTC
From the first 50... I'm going to read the rest later in the week.

Favorites so far:

4. My 7th Sea character Boudreaux is not 'Southern' Montaigne.
10. Just because my character and I can speak German, doesn't mean the GM can.
19. Drow are not good eating.
26. Valley speak has no place in a fantasy setting. Especially if you're the paladin.
31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time.
40. Gnomes do not have the racial ability to hold their breath for 10 minutes.
45. My character names are not allowed to be double entendres.
47. They do not make Nair in wookie sizes.
48. The elf is restricted to decaf for the rest of the adventure.

Comments:
19 is false.
31 is true: Jon playing the Paladin is the default trap handler, because Y.T. the Elf "disarmed the trap last time"
40 is true. Guybrush can.
45 is false. Much love to Plenty O'Toole (named for her father, of course).
48 is dangerous. You'll know why in a few weeks.

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