(FIC) The World's Best Fic

[evraealtana]

Title: “The best fic in the entire world, and if you don’t agree you’re stupid”
Author: Me.
Rating: I don’t really kno what ratings are so I’m gonna give it a A+.
Spoiler alerts: Spoilers for tomorrow nite’s epuhsode, for the part where Castul and Bekket have sex and Ryan and Espuzido are listening thru the door.
Disclaimer: I own Castle and all the

Comments

[coffeebuddha]

wooh, thats rly gud righting11!21! ur amzing!!!1! i thot teh s3x wuz rlly hawt and i liked how teh carakturs where sooooooooooooo like thy ar in teh shoe!11! gr8 jab!

I love you so damn much right now. I can't stop laughing. You just made the short list of my favorite things. XD

[evraealtana]

i kno ryte i rlly made thuh karakters lyk they r in thuh showw. thanx 4 r&r'ing & thanx 4 not bein uh flame 'cuz i hate when ppl do that they don't rekugnize jeenyus when they c it...duh.

Glad you enjoyed it ^^;;; honestly, it was actually fairly painful to write...but it was amusing to re-read x] The sad part is that it's actually not too far off from how some people ACTUALLY write o_o;;;

In other news, I think that was the fastest turnaround, start-to-finish time for any fic that I've ever written o_O Partly because I didn't run it past a beta. Bucuz i dont need uh beta. Bucuz i'm uh speshal snowflake.

[coffeebuddha]

Pffft, h8rs b h8in!

I can imagine. >.< Yeah, I've read those fics. They make me die a little inside.

Of course not! You're clearly the next Charlie dickings!

[evraealtana]

i kno ryte. idyuts. they r stoopid.

... LOL @ CHARLIE DICKINGS!!!!! OMGOMGOMG XD lawlsohard. I freaking love you.

[topetine]

HAHAHAHAHA.

I love you too.

Hehehehehe. I do miss my little girl panties though, but only coz they were BADASS and had my little pony on them....

ps: hi i'm Topetine :P ty for making Coffeebuddha lawlsohard she deserves it <3 :D

[evraealtana]

*waves* Hi Topetine! I'm Altana =D And you're welcome. Auntie CB deserved some comic relief ^_^

=O YOU HAD MY LITTLE PONY PANTIES?!?!? OMG SO JEALOUS!!!

[topetine]

hehehe. <3 yes, comic relief, is good for the soul.

I DID. THEY WERE AWESOME. I may have actually thrown the tempertantrum to end all temper tantrums when mom finally threw them out. I still haven't quite forgiven her almost 20 years later.

Still haven't forgiven her for "accidentally" selling my slinky at a garage sale either, but mostly b/c she refuses to admit she did.

:P

[evraealtana]

LOL, i should write bad!fic more often -- I have to say, it was somewhat therapeutic. By comparison, everything else I write seems...not so bad anymore ^^;;;

=O OH NO! ;_; poor slinky. Poor ponies! So sad.

[luredin]

This fic left me speechless. Truly speechless. There aren't a lot of writers out there who understand the subtle humor depicted in Castle and are then able to replicate it in fan fiction. You have managed to bring humor to the forefront while still keeping these characters true to their dramatic, angst-filled personas. In the process, you have managed to deepen my understanding of the relationships between Castul and Bexxie and those other two dudes (I could never tell them apart before this fic!).

These two lines in particular really got to me:

“Yeah I’m hungry lets go eat some brekfust,” says Castul. But then he opens the door & finds Ryan and Espuzido on the floor naked ‘cuz they had sex two.

“That’s ok” says Espuzido. “I’m actually the guverner of Hawaii & I just made it legal there.”

Just. Wow.

This is quite possibly the longest review I have posted all weekend, so I am just going to wrap it up by saying, in short, THIS FIC MADE ME CRY.

<3

[evraealtana]

Well, you know, I'm the master of subtlety. And I just keep them so true to character without even trying. What can I say? It's a gift.

Oh, you sad, sad person. How could you not tell Ryan and Espuzido apart? Ryan's obviously the latino, and Espuzido's that other guy, the white guy. Duh.

I know, right? What can I say? I'm a wordsmith. I have a real way with...with...you know, uh...with words. Those two lines were definitely among my masterpieces.

I really hope those are tears of laughter and not pain ^_^;;; or perhaps laughter AT the pain?

Also. ICON LOVE! I freaking adore it. Where'd you get it? Can I steal it? =O

[luredin]

Seriously, did you see that interview a few weeks ago where Seamus Dever said they altered his wardrobe this season to make him more flashy because people who watch the show were complaining that they couldn't tell Ryan apart from Esposito? I was like WTF?

You can totes have that icon. I made it. It's part of a batch that hasn't quite made onto my LJ yet. I should really get on that. ;)

[evraealtana]

YES I DID! I was slightly aghast -- if you can't tell them apart by how they address one another ("Hey Ryan..." "Yeah, what's up, Esposito?") then you should at LEAST be able to tell by nationality. How many white guys do you know with the surname of "Esposito"? Seriously. But I'm not sure how changing his wardrobe is going to help...it's not like fans sit back and say "which one's Ryan again? Is he the one in the tweed or the cotton?"

=O OMG! Yay! *steals icon* It's so true, too. There really is subtext between them...and it's so obvious that someone may as well have put up a sign that reads "OMG SUBTEXT" in big red letters every time one speaks to the other.

[theaquamarine]

This... was... beautiful.... :)

I am so moved.

Like... the TEARS!

[evraealtana]

Aww!!! Again, hoping those are good tears and not I'm-gonna-jump-off-a-building-now tears ^_^;;;

And so Castul and Bexxie and Ryan and Espuzido lived happily ever after. And then there's a spin-off series that features their children growing up together.

I thought Esposito being named governor was a nice twist, even though it was somewhat predictable -- after all, he's obviously a politician in DISGUISE as a homicide detective. Duh.

I couldn't leave an anon comment, so pretend this isn't me...

[coffeebuddha]

What the hell? What is wrong with your brain? Were you dropped as a baby? Have you had a lobotomy? This is the biggest piece of crap I've ever read in my life. I'd say get a beta, but it would be a complete waste of time. There is nothing about this that's redeemable. This is a bad fic and you should feel bad about writing it. There was a child left behind and that child is you. Spelling, grammar, basic writing skills. You don't have them. This sucks. You suck. You've tainted the entire show for me because of the enormous amount of fail in this 'story'. Step away from the computer and find something pointy to play with on a busy highway.

Also, you're ugly and your mama dresses you funny.

I love you.

Re: I couldn't leave an anon comment, so pretend this isn't me...

[evraealtana]

=[[ UR A H8ER AND UR JUST H8ING BECUZ UR STORIEZZZ ARNT AS GUD AS MINE

waaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaah waaaaaah why r ppl so meannnn?!?!?!? *sobbing big tears*