(FIC) The Plastic Jurassic

[evraealtana]

Title: “The Plastic Jurassic”
Fandom: Castle
Characters/Pairings: Ryan, Esposito, Montgomery, mention of Castle
Word Count: 1,205
Rating: G
Spoiler alert: None. You should probably watch Firefly…if you have this will make more sense, and if not… WHAT THE &*$% ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?!?!
Disclaimer: Unbeta’ed, so all the (multitudes of) errors are mine

Comments

[arafel_sedai]

Heeeeeeee

Oh I could sooo see this going down at the 12th!!! Hilarious. ;-)

"I still think Castle looks like Capt Mal..."

*huge grin*

[pure_mornings]

XD how have I not seen this?! It's hilarious!

[evraealtana]

Haha, glad you liked it! I would have posted it to Castleslash, but... it's not slash >>

We could add a scene at the end, though... x]

[pure_mornings]

"Bro, I am not your Zoey"

"Yeah, she has much more hair."

y/y?

[evraealtana]

LOL!!!! Although, Espo might actually want to be Zoe -- with the possible exception of Jayne, Zoe is definitely the most badass character in that series. She just radiates awesome.

[theaquamarine]

Um, excuse me for a moment.

Excuse me while I leave and let this MAKE MY LIFE forever.

I see your parallels between Wash and Zoe and Ryan and Esposito too. I really do. I see what you're trying to do there ;)

Hehehe.

Then the Captain is Montgomery? Then who is Beckett? Castle? Etc.. ;)

[evraealtana]

Uhhhh... Montgomery == Book.

OH! OH SNAP! You're not gonna like me, but... >> hear me out!

Beckett = Simon and Castle = River. BECAUSE! I have a "because". Simon was just doing his job, minding his own business, when he got landed with River. He really didn't have much of a choice about taking her ("Sir, can I talk to you in private?" "...nope."). River follows Simon around and he always has to babysit her. Even though River's really smart, she has the mental capacity of a seven-year-old in the series... kind-of like "and there's the twelve year old again". River's always in Simon's way, being a royal P.I.T.A. ...but Simon loves her anyway ;)

Demming = Jayne. It's the arms. It's all in the arms.

[theaquamarine]

Ummm... you're right. I don't like it ;) Except for the Book thing.

BECAUSE THAT MAKES CASTLE AND BECKETT BLOOD-RELATED. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

And how DARE you slander my Jayne that way?! (though it's all in the arms. and Jayne is kind of a doofus!)

LOL. The ships don't work out no matter how you slice it. If we're going for PERSONALITY ONLY... then I see it like this - actually, we'll continue this in another email ;)

[evraealtana]

I eagerly await this email of yours ;)

[mxmlover]

Oh, this was just tooo cute. now i want to watch my Firefly DVDs...which isn't so bad really cause it rocks. that was always one of my fav moments in the show and Wash was always my fav character. i'm still laughing right now. all in all, brilliant work

[evraealtana]

Thank you xD there was a conversation on ryanandesposito about how Ryan and Wash are basically the same character, and so naturally, this fic had to be written. There's another one that pure_mornings wrote, which heavily references "Out of Gas"...heehee x] "Ryan=Wash" is just too perfect not to write about.

[astronomylover]

THIS. <3

OMG, HOW DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME BEFORE? YOU MANAGED TO COMBINE MY FAVORITE THINGS. *PUSHES ALL THE POKER CHIPS AT YOU* AND I'M SORRY FOR ALL THE CAPSLOCK, BUT OH MY GOD YOU WIN AT LIFE.

[evraealtana]

Teehee!!! ^_^ So glad you enjoyed it!! *takes poker chips greedily* To be honest, I wasn't entirely happy with the way this one turned out, so I'm glad you were ^^;;;

Ryan really IS Wash...the more I see of him, the more that becomes apparent. Now, if only we could get Esposito to admit to being Zoe... ;)