I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!
I would go and tell you to see other pictures (some of them better...) to go look at Pasco-freakin-licious' lj entry...but oh wait that's right...she has it friend's only...sucks for you bitches!!!
Just to forewarn you...i make these pictures into story time at the apollo...what!?!? yeah that didnt make much sense
On our way to the beach we ran into some old Jewish friends of ours...we then realized they were backstabbing assholes that made fun of our sunglasses and how we looked so I proceeded with my "Heil Hitler!!" attacks at them... They wanted to hang their star of david on the door of some church...they even said so
I didn't know that our ex-Jewish friends were also going to the beach would be playing frisbee and football right by us...when this guy got too close with his hairy legs I hissed at him profusely until he walked away from us.
Jesus started to come down from the clouds because well obviously...he doesn't like the Jews...hahahah oh my god I'm going to hell...
This was the little kid orgy we were greeted with when we arrived at the beach...rich little kids are so much more strange than not so rich little kids...Some of the girls were throwing "sand balls" at one another...it looked like it hurt!! Then they proceeded to try to take down that one girl and try to rip off her shorts...one girl's skirt was already ripped and then on top of it all this little girl goes "look I can wear a thong" and gave herself the worst camel toe and wedgie I've seen in a long time and mind you, she was doing it to herself!
This is Damian...she wouldn't let me take a picture of her face because well obviously she's Satan's daughter...she was running at us at full speed, almost tripped over my shoes and gave me the most evil looks ever as if I had done something wrong. Fuckin spawned demon!
You can hardly see them here, but here are other two works of the devil aka SEAGULLS...they flew above us live vultures and i seriously thought I was under attack...ew birds
This is me and my best friend in the wholed wide world...yes i know i wrote wholed. We like to make kissy faces...my mom's convinced that we're lesbians...especially when the dumb bitch in the picture with me tells her we are!! GAH!
I look pissed off but I think I was just getting salty because it the sun was being covered by clouds...I can see my tragus piercing and it makes me happy inside. Yeahhh...
These are my other lovers besides Joshua, they make me smile and all warm and happy inside.
This is us with our big scene sunglasses on...Props to Scootie for letting me steal them from him!
This little girl was like the 3 year old version of Sara Sundstrom and it literally had me crying laughing with all the cute and silly things she was doing. She would pick up all these sticks that she would gather up and throw them in the water, posing for me and Pasco because she knew we were taking pictures.
These are random things that Pascolicious drew in the sand...I like to call it a memoir to a few of the boys that couldn't be there with us that day. Along with a drawing of me, Rosemarie, and Nicole, an utterly disgusting toe sex drawing, and of course DOME
I made these two for Josh because well I love him immensely and his 21st birthday is coming up this Tuesday
These pika pikas were taken right before we left the beach and the sun was starting to go down down and sugar we're goin' down swingin' wow...I need a life...Nicole has an awesome picture where I look pretty much nekkid...I must say I enjoyy
These pictures were taken on our way home in the car when we were dancing, ok actually I was the only one dancing...but still it was good times...
There were some inappropriate pictures that Rosemarie and Nicole took of me but only they and Joshua can see those...muwahahaha
Just to forewarn you...i make these pictures into story time at the apollo...what!?!? yeah that didnt make much sense
On our way to the beach we ran into some old Jewish friends of ours...we then realized they were backstabbing assholes that made fun of our sunglasses and how we looked so I proceeded with my "Heil Hitler!!" attacks at them... They wanted to hang their star of david on the door of some church...they even said so
I didn't know that our ex-Jewish friends were also going to the beach would be playing frisbee and football right by us...when this guy got too close with his hairy legs I hissed at him profusely until he walked away from us.
Jesus started to come down from the clouds because well obviously...he doesn't like the Jews...hahahah oh my god I'm going to hell...
This was the little kid orgy we were greeted with when we arrived at the beach...rich little kids are so much more strange than not so rich little kids...Some of the girls were throwing "sand balls" at one another...it looked like it hurt!! Then they proceeded to try to take down that one girl and try to rip off her shorts...one girl's skirt was already ripped and then on top of it all this little girl goes "look I can wear a thong" and gave herself the worst camel toe and wedgie I've seen in a long time and mind you, she was doing it to herself!
This is Damian...she wouldn't let me take a picture of her face because well obviously she's Satan's daughter...she was running at us at full speed, almost tripped over my shoes and gave me the most evil looks ever as if I had done something wrong. Fuckin spawned demon!
You can hardly see them here, but here are other two works of the devil aka SEAGULLS...they flew above us live vultures and i seriously thought I was under attack...ew birds
This is me and my best friend in the wholed wide world...yes i know i wrote wholed. We like to make kissy faces...my mom's convinced that we're lesbians...especially when the dumb bitch in the picture with me tells her we are!! GAH!
I look pissed off but I think I was just getting salty because it the sun was being covered by clouds...I can see my tragus piercing and it makes me happy inside. Yeahhh...
These are my other lovers besides Joshua, they make me smile and all warm and happy inside.
This is us with our big scene sunglasses on...Props to Scootie for letting me steal them from him!
This little girl was like the 3 year old version of Sara Sundstrom and it literally had me crying laughing with all the cute and silly things she was doing. She would pick up all these sticks that she would gather up and throw them in the water, posing for me and Pasco because she knew we were taking pictures.
These are random things that Pascolicious drew in the sand...I like to call it a memoir to a few of the boys that couldn't be there with us that day. Along with a drawing of me, Rosemarie, and Nicole, an utterly disgusting toe sex drawing, and of course DOME
I made these two for Josh because well I love him immensely and his 21st birthday is coming up this Tuesday
These pika pikas were taken right before we left the beach and the sun was starting to go down down and sugar we're goin' down swingin' wow...I need a life...Nicole has an awesome picture where I look pretty much nekkid...I must say I enjoyy
These pictures were taken on our way home in the car when we were dancing, ok actually I was the only one dancing...but still it was good times...
There were some inappropriate pictures that Rosemarie and Nicole took of me but only they and Joshua can see those...muwahahaha