The King's Crumbling Walls

[evrythingismine]

This place has become infested.

For those of you newcomers, my name is Gilgamesh, the Golden King of Heroes of Ancient Uruk. If you wish to gain my favor, you'll have to prove your worth.

Comments

[sue_persize]

Whoa, they even cast a king for this production? Cool! Tell me what your trials'll be, O Great Guy!

what the hell is that icon

[evrythingismine]

Heh, there is one that actually wishes to prove himself?

[He wasn't really expecting this, even if he sounded incredibly confident. What to have America do...?]

Go and retrieve bejeweledmagus undergarments.

don't mind him, just cruisin' around with his land whale

[sue_persize]

Wait, wait wait, hold on a tick! I'm not gonna do anything against the law or anything perverted. I'm pretty sure that's not how fictional royalty works, either!

So gimme a real challenge, yeah?

[nobody_xpects]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

[evrythingismine]

It was a failed, miserable show of the human race.

[flashsheath]

How about I destroy you, oh Golden King, and then you can speak of worth.

[evrythingismine]

Feel free to try, mongrel.

[breakinurwalls]

[It must get thirsty, being the king of everything amiright? Well, don't worry. A giant jug of fruit juice has been has been dispatched to you're area. He'll be breaking through you're wall any--]

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reactionface]

>you're area
>you're wall
>you're

i'm wishing for it

[evrythingismine]

Shut up. My identity is supposed to be secret >|

[breakinurwalls]

OHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAA!

[lovelovecook]

A king?

Well, you can conquer my kingdom~♥

[evrythingismine]

I already have my Kingdom.