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evylprincess

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Dec 24, 2006 19:16

Sweet mother of Christ, my mother just went to Christmas Eve Mass and SANTA CAME and GAVE OUT PRESENTS. What??? I'm sorry, it's not like there's an underexposure of Santa at Christmas time but there is a distinct lack of Jesus in the modern-day version, so if there's one place you would expect to be traditional and ceremonial and beautiful with the ( Read more... )

you know how us catholic girls can be, what the fucking fuck?

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jaanquidam December 25 2006, 04:33:29 UTC

Um...what? Jesus is Santa?? Is this like that Ben/Glory thing???

evylprincess December 25 2006, 20:33:29 UTC

Apparently Santa BROUGHT THE BABY JESUS WITH HIM. Yeah, those children are going to be confused for years.

jaanquidam December 26 2006, 00:29:51 UTC

Oh my god. That's just...so many layers, so twisted. I mean, it's like they're not even pretending their's a difference between the Church of Christ and the Church of Capitalism....

evylprincess December 28 2006, 22:25:08 UTC

I bet even now that priest is being 'removed' for accidentally laying bare the conspiracy.

Or maybe they're hiding it in plain sight? How devious!

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cindywrites December 26 2006, 00:34:08 UTC

All I can say is Jesus, Mary and Joseph (which, coincidentally, is all that belongs at the Christmas Eve mass).

evylprincess December 26 2006, 16:35:59 UTC

Well, quite.

Don't forget the wee tiny donkey!

cindywrites December 27 2006, 11:23:23 UTC

Okay.

And lambs.

But Jesus, Mary, and Joseph are the only big names on the marquee, ('cause you gotta have shepherds, and the inn keeper, and Gabriel and the heavenly choir).

Every year, I get this urge to start a movement in the western world, whereby Santa decides to start visiting on December 6 (which is Nicholas's feast day, anyhow).

evylprincess December 28 2006, 22:10:19 UTC

That would be so much better! We'd all get our presents *and* we could have Christmastime, but with the love and the goodwill and the lights and cheeriness and much less of the stress and hassle! Cindy, if you made that your campaign promsie (and I lived in America and was an American citzen and it wasn't a close election where I needed my vote to defeat some candidate of Evil) and ran for President, I would vote for you! You can't say fairer than that.

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buffys_beasley January 2 2007, 00:24:43 UTC

But I thought The Catholic Church in Ireland was the last bastion of Orthodox Catholicism. My world is askew.

evylprincess January 2 2007, 00:37:14 UTC

So did I!

It's all wrong.