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[ex_heal4the]

Chompers. You have not followed through with your threat yet. Are you scared? I am still waiting.

What is this paper?

"YOU MUST SACRIFICE YOUR PANTS TO THE TROUSER GNOME WHO LIVES WELL BELOW THE BRIDGE."

I do not think I understand.

Comments

[pinkhairedchild]

You should probably go kick Chompers in the face, so's he doesn't try to change his mind.

[ex_heal4the]

Where could I find him?

[pinkhairedchild]

You could check and see where he works and go there!

[ex_heal4the]

Where does he work?

[catwouldbeking]

Chompers = ?

Sounds like someone expects you 2 strip and hurl your pants off a bridge. From the data I've gathered, I'm glad I figured 2 let this Treasure Map garbage pass instead of subtracting precious time on humiliation.

[ex_heal4the]

Chompers. He is loud. He has a hole in his stomach.

..."hurl" my pants...off of a bridge?

[catwouldbeking]

Huh.

((next to "hurl my pants")) = Throw 'em. Not that I'm actually telling you what 2 do, believe me. I'm just iterating what it sounds like.

[ex_heal4the]

I never met him in person. He knows me from...where ever we both were before this place.

Throw my pants off a bridge. I see. Interesting...

[smokesordie]

Clearly it means you have to lay your pants on an alter and stab them with a dagger.

Your writing looks familiar.

[ex_heal4the]

It clearly states this?

So does yours. I think you were telling me about...muffins.

[smokesordie]

Well, shit, what else could it mean?

Muffins. Muffins... OH RIGHT! YOU'RE THE HOLEY GUY! Sup, man?

[ex_heal4the]

You have a point.

Yes. I guess I am "hole-y". I am puzzling over this message.

[redhead_rabbit]

Nothin' makes sense here.

[ex_heal4the]

Nothing ever makes sense.

[redhead_rabbit]

So true. These maps don't help.

Any luck with healin'?

[ex_heal4the]

They do not. They make things more confusing.

No. I want to talk to Chompers about his hole. I do not know where he is.