Now, all becomes clear....

[ex_moonyblue103]

Sod all that 'incompatibility' rubbish, now we know the REAL reason why Remus and Sirius broke up...

Or, alternatively, there's this one, where all talk and no action makes Remus a Very Dull Boy...

I think these things are rigged. Maybe with a Werewolf Discrimination Charm...

Comments

[tonks_007]

Still, there is hope for you: Just wait until your next birthday. You'll do much better once you turn 36.

And no, I didn't ask Trelawney about that!

[ex_moonyblue103]

Wow, you're right...

Maybe there's six months of whoring in my future...Only a lot of practice could account for such dramatic changes.

[weasley_primus]

I'm impressed. Maybe you're really older than you think you are. Or, like you said, you're going to be doing a lot of putting out over the next six months. Might want to head over to Malfoy Manor - I hear they have regular sex parties over there.

[ex_moonyblue103]

of course, the numbers also go up if i put that i'm 'gay' but...*shrugs* I can't help it if I'll shag anyone, can I? ;)

I think Malfoy would have something else in mind with a mudblood werewolf...something much less nice than helping me up m scores...