Well, neither, I imagine, do sherbert lemons or pear drops or boiled sweets or all manner of similar confectionery. Granted. BUT. What on earth were you on about? :-p
You do amuse me though.
Is this to be the first of a series of similar experiments, as you refine your technique and pin the point of optimal drunkenness much more narrowly? And, also, in the interests of good lab technique, shouldn't you also have some sort of control in order to remove the effects of other environmental variables? I mean, who is to say that your mood and disposition aren't affected by other factors entirely incidental to the alcohol consumed. The only way you'll be able to rule these out of the equation is to duplicate the evening's movements but drink absolutely nothing at all!
Except maybe some calming mineral water. Or soda water if you're real cheapskates.
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Well, neither, I imagine, do sherbert lemons or pear drops or boiled sweets or all manner of similar confectionery. Granted. BUT. What on earth were you on about? :-p
You do amuse me though.
Is this to be the first of a series of similar experiments, as you refine your technique and pin the point of optimal drunkenness much more narrowly? And, also, in the interests of good lab technique, shouldn't you also have some sort of control in order to remove the effects of other environmental variables? I mean, who is to say that your mood and disposition aren't affected by other factors entirely incidental to the alcohol consumed. The only way you'll be able to rule these out of the equation is to duplicate the evening's movements but drink absolutely nothing at all!
Except maybe some calming mineral water. Or soda water if you're real cheapskates.
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EXCEPT if you are drinking the evil beer from hell in the Rising Sun...
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