Comments | ex_skull: 3 wishes

ex_skull

3 wishes

Jul 28, 2004 11:37

I've been working 15 hour days for the past week and a half (with exception to Saturday, when I took a break to check out the SGB ( Read more... )

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loveisaverb July 28 2004, 19:32:26 UTC

I never thought I'd want someone to piss into my mouth before...

geektom July 29 2004, 04:02:06 UTC

That's not what you said last week...

loveisaverb July 29 2004, 12:58:21 UTC

Oh, just ew.

geektom July 29 2004, 04:03:04 UTC

Would you shit the hamburgers entire, with bun and condiments already applied?

ex_skull August 2 2004, 02:31:34 UTC

Yeah, I'm thinking that would be the best way to go. Warmer days it'd be medium well, cooler days medium rare. Days I'm constipated... I guess it'd be well done!

When I initially remembered this dream, I was thinking, "Well, yeah, that'd be cool for a while. But then I'd get sick of burgers and beer." After discussing with my friend Joe, I realized that of course I didn't have to eat the burger or drink the beer every time it came out.

I'd be a fun novelty at parties, and a friend to the homeless!