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[examinin_urboyz]

Getting this over and done with,

my name is Umeda Hokuto and I'm the doctor at Osaka Highschool in Tokyo.  I triple up as a psychologist and a substitute teacher when necessary and have a certificate in the practice of chiropractics as well.  With that out there, if really needed I can take a shot at examining anyone on here, but considering I'm not

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[gotyourlocket]

You slice people open and then knit them back together with needles, don't you?

I expect manners are rather a secondary concern.

[examinin_urboyz]

Actually, I never have and until someone is suffering a fatal wound miles away from any sort of civilization, I never will.

I'm going to assume you're not the sort who uses the hands on method of solving injuries.

[gotyourlocket]

Really? Perhaps people have been exaggerating about muggle healers, then. Some of them are rather prone to dramatics.

It's a bit barbaric, don't you think?

[examinin_urboyz]

Look, it's not as if doctors don't do that period, it's just that it's not done as often as you're thinking. So relax.

And maybe to you it is, but at the moment it's the only method we have of operating. I think a few lives in comparison to being a barbarian is an affordable loss of reputation.

[upyourscolonel]

Creepy.

[examinin_urboyz]

I'm not here to coddle you.

[killerofjoy]

You wouldn't be that good with psychology, I bet.

[examinin_urboyz]

Think what you want and ask if I care.

[killerofjoy]

Ask if you care? I doubt you fully do.

[examinin_urboyz]

Congratulations, you're not a complete idiot after all.

[whee_go_boom]

A psychologist. How delightful.

[examinin_urboyz]

Part time psychologist.

[whee_go_boom]

Don't appreciate the title?

[examinin_urboyz]

A reminder I'm not here to analyze your psyche.

[ttleclipseofthe]

So basically, you're a school nurse?

[examinin_urboyz]

Yes, want a cookie for your deduction?

[ttleclipseofthe]

Considerin' everyone else seems to have missed it, I'd say I deserve one!

[examinin_urboyz]

Or they chose not to state the obvious, but I might be giving too much credit here.