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[examinin_urboyz]

I have an apology to make.  Kimbley, when I bought you that hand lotion, I was very surprised by your vehement rejection of it.  At first I had some ill-conceived notions that you were offended by such a feminine object.  Now I realized it was because I had the wrong flower.

I do apologize, Red Lotus Alchemist.  I promise it will never happen again.

Comments

[whee_go_boom]

No.

[examinin_urboyz]

You'll have to be more specific dear.

[whee_go_boom]

I do not appreciate feminine objects in the slightest.

That is also not my alchemist title.

[examinin_urboyz]

Ooooh, so it was my mistake then?

[upyourscolonel]

Never. Again. I'll kill you.

[examinin_urboyz]

You didn't have to click it you know.

[upyourscolonel]

I've already seen more of him than I've ever wanted to in person.

Thanks for making me relive my nightmares.

PLUS I DIDN'T SEE ANY WARNINGS.

[examinin_urboyz]

Well he does have a nice body.

[youresoshort]

[examinin_urboyz]

Ah, Roy wasn't it?

[upyourscolonel]

He's ~single~

[examinin_urboyz]

Even if I could, would you really want me to transfer my affections?

[tattooedloyalty]

[examinin_urboyz]

Good day.

[tattooedloyalty]

Next time provide a Mature Content warning.

[examinin_urboyz]

Yes, I seem to have forgotten that.

[automailmaker]

Umeda I hate you so much.

[examinin_urboyz]

Now, now. I could have done worse.

[automailmaker]

Please don't. Ever.

[examinin_urboyz]

At least I censored the bulge.