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[exbex]

One of the perks of being a teacher is the five-day weekend for Thanksgiving. I am using the time to write my ten-page research paper that I procrastinated on for this entire semester. I am also writing fanfic porn, of course (gotta take breaks, y'know). And I am reminded of one of my great fears: that I'll accidentally submit the porn instead of the research project and my professor, who will be expecting ten pages on multicultural education and representation in literature, will instead find 1000 words of my OTP experiencing skype-coitus interruptus because one of them has not yet figured out that spending less than one-hundred dollars on a vibrator always leads to disappointment.

tl;dr-exbex will not win role model awards