in the interest of full disclosure...
apropos of nothing
Your fave (exbex) is problematic:
· Has a tentacle fetish
· And a rape fetish
· Is still not vegan
· Is white (you think I’m being facetious, but I’m not. White people are the worst)
· Is not anti-capitalist
· Puts anti-vaxxers into the same category as fascists (that category being “people who need to be put into outer space to fend for themselves”)
· Is a public school teacher who only apologizes for the failures of the public school system about 8% of the time
· Has a student who despises the word “moist.” Has explained to this student the concept of word aversion, assured student that it’s totally normal and that the word “moist” is at the top of the list of words that people have aversions to, then proceeded to spend an entire day saying the word “moist” whenever this student was in earshot (which was a lot, because she currently teaches in an alternative high school that only has about 30 students and small space) and laughed maniacally afterwards
· Cares as much about making money as she does about teaching students
· Is a grey asexual who thinks people who aren’t asexual are weak, while simultaneously objectifying whatever celebrity crush she’s chosen for the current decade during her daily fantasies
Your fave (exbex) is problematic:
· Has a tentacle fetish
· And a rape fetish
· Is still not vegan
· Is white (you think I’m being facetious, but I’m not. White people are the worst)
· Is not anti-capitalist
· Puts anti-vaxxers into the same category as fascists (that category being “people who need to be put into outer space to fend for themselves”)
· Is a public school teacher who only apologizes for the failures of the public school system about 8% of the time
· Has a student who despises the word “moist.” Has explained to this student the concept of word aversion, assured student that it’s totally normal and that the word “moist” is at the top of the list of words that people have aversions to, then proceeded to spend an entire day saying the word “moist” whenever this student was in earshot (which was a lot, because she currently teaches in an alternative high school that only has about 30 students and small space) and laughed maniacally afterwards
· Cares as much about making money as she does about teaching students
· Is a grey asexual who thinks people who aren’t asexual are weak, while simultaneously objectifying whatever celebrity crush she’s chosen for the current decade during her daily fantasies