Shia LaBeouf at Starbucks

[exblonded]

Apparently, Shia LaBeouf is a bit of a douche

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[golden_helikaon]

Yeah, I've heard he's a douche, so I'm not the slightest bit surprised.

because he is actually a tiny guy, short and scrawny

Also believable. I think most Hollywood stars are tiny. Heh.

[exblonded]

I think a tiny guy doing action flicks is like a guy with a tiny dick driving an expensive sports car. Over-compensation for what they're lacking.

[golden_helikaon]

Haha! Exactly! It's especially obvious how small he is because the women in his action flicks are usually the same size or bigger than he is (Transformers 3 chick is way taller).

[exblonded]

Yeah, I never really noticed he was small in his movies. Now next time I see him in something, I'm going to be comparing his height to the other stars.