I just finished Breaking Dawn.

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I'd like to meet the...person who planted the seed. Who introduced me to all the fuckery that is Twilight. It would be quick and painless.

Excuse me while I go find my happy place.


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You may now return to your regularly scheduled life.

I guess now's as good a time as any to come right out and say it.


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Last Thursday I decided to make good use of a day off by going to Around the World for my favorite "overpriced" international fashion publications. Imagine my surprise when I saw Alex Greenwald staring at me from one of the pages of my Jalouse. Then there was the season premiere of the always amazing Chuck. Now I already know Josh Schwartz wants to ( Read more... )

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Last night I had sex with Chuck Bass in my backyard. I innocently went out there looking for him when he snuck up behind me with slightly naughtier intentions in mind. One thing lead to another and the do was done. In typical Chuck Bass fashion, he turned smarmy and unfeeling soon after the act was completed. Apparently it was my ~first time~ ( Read more... )

I'd like to give a very special thanks to the fine folks at Palisade Eye Associates for dilating my pupils during an eye exam yesterday and allowing me to go outside without any prior warning and/or protective eyewear. I can now say I know what ground zero of a nuclear explosion looks like. Even standing in the shade was unbearable. Not to mention ( Read more... )