I did not write this. My brother did. He's ten.
1.What do you say to one of those clueless Hedgehogs at the counter at David Jones?
Nice one Broccoli Schnitzel head.
Hi Franklin! SNICKER SNICKER SNICKER CHERRY RIPE CHERRY RIPE CHERRY RIPE!(Ha that was so bad that it rained acorns and Barns).
What's that in your Botanising Photocopier?
Would you like a badger toenail for $14?
2. Ultrasonic Cowpats: What is the immediate thing that comes into your Head?
Type Here:
3. Somebody asks you "are you a vandalism hating normal citizen of Poland"? You say:
"No" .
NI!!!
4.Can I confront the holy school bus driver or a Buddhist Monkey rather than answer your question?
Hello! Frank Walker from National Tiles!
You have the following to choose from to include in a rap song. Which would you pick:
1 Badger.
2 Brolga.
3 Nematode.
4 Newt.
4 Wickedy Wickedy woo.
5 ass.
6Pendulum.