because this is torts. really.

[excessivepurple]

Apologies for wasting your bandwidth, but

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[fryboy]

You can waste my bandwidth any day...
*plays with snakes*

[excessivepurple]

All 768,251 of them!

[fryboy]

Damn my rare but exploitable penchant for stupidly large numbers of reptiles :(

[asmodeia]

Item #53 in "Even more ingenious ways to waste time."

[excessivepurple]

Please send me the rest of that list. After about two weeks and an average of fifteen minutes' study a day I'm starting to run out of ideas.

[asmodeia]

Oh, you really do sound too much like me. As soon as the list is typed up, it will eerily appear in your inbox.

[riyuen]

I don't make it? Who's gonna pilot the plane then, the snake? XD XD

[excessivepurple]

No, Samuel L. Motherfuckin' Jackson, because he can do everything.

I'm sure you die doing something heroic. After staring pointedly at the picture of your pregnant girlfriend in New Jersey you keep close to your heart. Or something.

[arli0]

hahah..

[excessivepurple]

THE INTERNET NEVER LIES

[tomusan]

"We need food, clothes, and guns."
"Yeah, just hold on a second while I pull that outta my ass."
Samuel L. Jackson is one bad ... shut my mouth.

[excessivepurple]

Heh, that's the third time I or one of my alter egos have been memetically linked with Samuel L Jackson...

It says a lot that despite the best efforts of my school, my local church and my Indian Catholic family, the only substantial chunk of the Bible I can quote is Ezekiel 25-17.

Those poster-selling fiends came by North Court again last week and I was once more sorely tempted by this hyuuge b&w Vince and Jules poster, but it was $20 and so once more I did not buy it. :(

[wirelinejunkie]

Insane snake-wrangling assassin...

0.o

Uncanny how well-suited these things can turn out...