Swing Looooooooooow

[excitablekid]

Holy Shit!....I'll be in Seattle tomorrow afternoon(MIKEY JUKE!!).... i'll be back in a week or so with a $150 a week smack habit, a new sheen of urban hipster snobbishness,tales told from the perspective of the souls most dissolute peak. I shall only be a little more gay when i get back and will return to clean living once i return from my

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[carefuleugene]

that's not true; I want to [both] fart on and rape your corpse as well, kind sir.

[xenophile]

Have fun in Hipsterville, USA!

[justlikeaprayer]

WHATEVS, yr gonna come back with a shitload of flannels and a starbucks addiction...

i wouldnt rape yr corpse! id just pay erin to have sex with a new guy on top of yr grave, HAHAHAHAHA. dude, you know i love you <3333.

have fun! and dont forget to tell whoever it is that you left instructions with to leave me all of yr good stuff.

[mountain_jew]

i concur with allison's second comment.

also, i don't envision you saying any of this anymore. all i can imagine is the old man of your icon rambling half-coherently about possums and whisky and junk and flannel.

ps: YOU RUINED MY BIRTHDAY!

[anonymous]

i dont know what to say to any of this ridiculous nonsense....except that im an expensive graveyard fuck.

my identity is also none of your business.