i once knew a girl who was painfully organic. she ate herself.


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We went up and watched the bears, on that little hill, for a while, but there wasn't much to watch. Only one of the bears was out, the polar bear. The other one, the brown one, was in his goddam cave and wouldn't come out. All you could see was his rear end. There was a little kid standing next to me, with a cowboy hat on practically over his ears ( Read more... )

We'll take ourselves out in the street ( Read more... )

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This morning I dreamt that I was sitting down with my dad, having a cup of coffee in a corner of a departmental store in Malaysia. Presumably I had been in the midst of collecting donations, so after our cuppas I rather unremarkably approached three unanimously plain-clothed men with my can, earnest but unconcerned. When they heartily withdrew a ( Read more... )

I NEED A SISTER RIGHT NOW NOW NOW


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