Cadbury Scream

[excusemesenator]

The other night Kelsey was reading some ridiculous Craigslist ads out loud to me and a couple of other people and I posted this in the W4M section just for laffs:

I really like cadbury eggs but since easter ended they aren't in stores anymore so if you have a stockpile of cadbury eggs you should come over to my house and feed them to me. Baby.I

Comments

[super_hoodzie_x]

LIAR! YOU LIE! Anyone who describes themselves on craigslist as having a "soft sexy english accent" is suchhh bullshit! What sexy, totally ripped english (or irish, for that matter, or italian) guy would be home trolling craigslist for a date? seriously? Does anyone believe this bullshit?

Haahahh, craigslist cracks me up. I love reading the missed connections, too.

[bowl_of_fish]

lmfao kev knows how to talk to a lady

[thewhitevines]

Hi!! my name's Mike. I'm an attractive, fit, clean-cut guy. I have about a gallon of cadbury cream just for you!! Let's talk + see what happens!!

it's mike from applebees!

[vyyouvyanybody]

i love it when you post funny craigslist things. too funny.

[flopart]

You should post the photos of the guy with his grandma.

Also, this is why I am becoming gay.