Advertising writers in Florida were planning to pitch hemorrhoid-relief products with a commercial featuring Johnny Cash's classic song "Ring of Fire"

"William Hung has been evoking more support than schadenfreude"

two quotes i found on the web news, just had to share!

peace lovers!

E SCHELL

PS...  if 3 out of 4 people suffer from diarrhea, does ( Read more... )

Well after reading Mr. Jesse Bordwins entry a couple of days about him traveling to all these exotic places over the next year, i fell asleep. However, during the night which was a restless one, like all of them I woke up suddenly and thought of a scene in a movie that i adore, "My Cousin Vinny"

Lisa: Famous for your mud, hows your chinnese food

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well tonight started off great, nice convo with mom, sounds good right.....well all hell broke loose when i asked her if she knew if Dirty Dancing Havanah Nights was open yet.....the movie, well she said "eric, i am far to busy to worry with entertainment such as that, and i'm starting to wonder if you are ever going to get serious about you school ( Read more... )

well it was an amazing trip! THANKS SO MUCH SAM MARTIN I LOVE YOU FOREVER.....so everything was fun sam looked fucking hot in her queen getup and i wanted to eat her alive! anyway the one night that was amazing was fri the 13th ( Read more... )

i'm turning my back on this life for as long as i can, someone make me a star cause i sure as hell can't be a man, i'm to fragile and to clever you know, and this universe just makes me cold, i'm just hanging around here and longing for someone to hold....u always knew didn't you mother,you always knew as mothers always do i was a stranger in this ( Read more... )

Joel and I arrived in new orleans after a turbulent flight which was filled with amazing people.....for example the black woman who told me I had black blood in me, and the fat man who halfway through the flight brought out this personal bag of candy....but his to like lift his gut on the tray table to reach it out of his bag...so after that ordeal ( Read more... )

So tommrow i head off to visit the infamous SAM MARTIN in new orleans. OMG so like THE REAL WORLD....Joel, Sam, Andre, Josh, Tim, Nicole and umm god knows who else...SUCH RANDOMNESS..BTW ISAAC is going to be there, unbelivable madness! i'm writhing with excitment (did i spell writhing correctly) prob not! ANYWAY ( Read more... )

So after months of debating the pros and cons of this live journal thing i decided to get one! HOW AMAZING IS THIS! SO in case you didn't know! i'm Eric Schell and I am amazing! haha jk!

anyway be sure to come back and check out my amazingly random life here!

LEEMORE I LOVE YOU!