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[exgypsy]

So, friend of mine noticed that my ass looks good while I'm in my gi pants doing yoga at yoga class. She decides that I need jeans that fit better so that I can better display this ass. I try to explain the folly of such a venture. I even relay the experience at the cowboy store with the Wrangler butt chart. She is convinced that they have to

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[captain_snarky]

I coulda told her that.

[theetinygoat]

a. i need this mythical wrangler butt chart, just to say i have one.

b. maybe try chubby lady pants. it sounds retarded, but when i worked at a plus-sized store, we had a fair amount of men who wanted jeans that were fitted but not nut huggers. most of them looked dashing in a size 16. :)

[exgypsy]

Is that what guys with my problem do? Buy chick pants?

[theetinygoat]

you could try- you'd just have to spend hours in a fitting room to make sure you can find a cut and a rise that work. usually it was guys who needed more butt/thigh room (generally those of the non-bulky athletic types; dancers, swimmers, etc.) and didnt want to wear pants down around their knees. any hip/butt room that wasnt used magically scooted its way to the front to accomodate man parts. it seemed pretty successful.

[exgypsy]

Huh - and they don't look like guys wearing girl jeans? This happens often? There should be a guide.

[cuntishness]

That Wrangler shopping excursion story came to mind and I laughed all over again.

Fella I know is not at all emo/trendy/douche nozzle and swears by female jeans to hug the butt and leave room for the junk.

I wish I'd have been able to see you while in town. You shoulda let me know you were coming!

[exgypsy]

I called you while I was sitting in front of Mojo on sat night, but you didn't pick up.

[cuntishness]

Boo!

[ocean]

I don't care what the hell anyone says...jeans shopping is the suck no matter if you are male or female.

[exgypsy]

Turns out it was kinda fun - depends on the company you have. It was kinda fun when Crow and I tried it 10 years ago.