Hiya fans,

I'm currently stuck in boredomsville, as once again I have been left alone in the office with nothing to do. I suppose since I am the only one here that makes me the boss of me. Finally, I'm my own boss, just like those smiling people in the mail order trade school ads on the TV.

Look at me, mail order trade school. Thems things is all ( Read more... )

 Apparently some residents of the island of Lesbos are not happy with the new fangled use of the word lesbian to describe gay women:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080430/ap_on_re_eu/greece_lesbian_pride

Dear Fans,

I have decided that I will no longer use this blog to drunk dial planet Earth. From now on if I'm feeling a bit tipsy with a need to share, I will compose haiku about long forgotten cartoons.

Your pal,

Exhausted Celeb

Who will take the place of these titans? I just read that the founder of Popeye's Fried Chicken died ( Read more... )

Since I've dedicated this journal mostly to depressing things lately, I figure it's time for some light in the darkness ( Read more... )

There's a judge show that comes on around 5:00 AM in NY called JURY DUTY. It's like THE MATCH GAME meets THE PEOPLES COURT and it rules. The concept is that B-celebs have to serve jury duty. Genius. So, my question is why when I am unemployed do I have to suffer 8 million different judge shows during the day and not one of them is JURY DUTY. JURY ( Read more... )

 Hmm. Not much to report here. Most of my friends read my wife's more frequently updated blog. So you already know I cut my thumb up real bad the other day. An annoying thing to be sure, but I'm A-O.K ( Read more... )

God damn it to hell:

http://www.comicsreporter.com/index.php/steve_gerber_1947_2008/

I had typed more on this subject, but then erased it. This shitty news speaks for itself. 

I stole this from the page of lj friend:

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There is a Christmas special based on the song "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer". You may have seen it, you may have not. It runs frequently during this time of the year. It is absolutely terrible on every level and yet there is an animated special that is a far fouler spectacle ( Read more... )