The fact that the Broncos lost today means I will no longer have to endure half-drunken, mildly retarded and possibley on parole, fuck tards yelling "Go BRONCOOOOS!" at all hours of the morning. This pleases me ( Read more... )

I'd rob a Quickie Mart for You ( Read more... )

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It is now 3:35 AM ( Read more... )

1. Flipping people off when I know they can't see me. Seriously if anyone ever says something rude to me, you'll instantly see my hand slip into my pocket where I am without a doubt extending my middle finger. I also do it when some one leaves a room or an elevator ( Read more... )

I don't know if it's broken or not ( Read more... )

So Detective Nash fiiiinally called me yesterday and I fiiinally got my lap top back after I what I swear was about 4 months after they recovered it ( Read more... )

Today was freaking sweet ( Read more... )

Take the first line of your first entry of every month...and you'll see how boring your life really is.

Jan 2005
2 days without a cigarette. I feel...okay I guess, a little anxious, a little sleepy, but I'll be okay.
Feb 2005I am baffled at the sheer level of scum, myself included, that emcompass a McDonald's on the 16th st mall at 8 in the ( Read more... )

Man, when you pretend you're not into a girl that you actually are, she starts paying a lot more attention to you.

But then she shows some of your friends her boobs, freaks out and go home.

Girls are weird.