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3x01 'EVERYONE'
This scene always will be epic. Freddie <333
Text message; (by Cook) 'SPARKING UR LAST SPLIFF'
I love this boys and their friendship
Cook; Freddie, mate, the sun's shinning. We're bevvied, spliffed and sorted.
Feels like the beginning of something.So I'm waiting.
Freddie; For what?
Cook; The singal
Freddies; We're starting college, Cook
Cook; No, we're waiting. Something's gotta start us off.
Cook; I need motivation.And it's needs to be better than sitting in the sun,
with you two, drinking beers and smoking your blow.
JJ; That girl's looking at you,Freddie.
Freddie; Yeah.
JJ; Maybe she's looking at me.
Freddie; She's not looking at you,JJ.
JJ; OK. Nice hair.
Freddie; Yeah.
JJ; She's got nice hair and nice eyes. And nice breasts, problably.
Freddie; Shut up,JJ.
JJ; Nippels.We'll just imagine her bottom.
:DDDD
Effy; Sweet.
JJ; Dad says some thing are best to left to the imagination. But that's not right,is it?
Cook; You dad's a stupid tosser,JJ.
JJ; Yes. Do you thing she's going where we're going?
Cook; She is now.
Emily (to her brother); Fuck off. And I know who it's you stealing the knickers.
They better not be sticky when I find them.
Danny; Whoa! Where's your knickles, girl?
Katie; That's for me to know and you to find out,Danny.
Effy was so pretty. I love how she is always studying people.
Pandora; What's surf and turf, Eff?.
Effy; Sex.
Pandora; Wow! We'll have a winzer time at this college,Eff!
I'm defeinitely going to have surf and truf, ASAP.
Mum says boys only want one thing, so my plan is give it to them, lost of times.
That way I'll get good at it, be really popular and maybe my toes will stop throbbing.
Effy (looking at Emily); Oh... Right. You hate her.
Pandora; Who do I hate, Eff?
Effy; I'll let you know.
Pandora; Cool.
I love every discussion between Freddie and JJ about who Effy was looking at. <333
JJ; She smiled at me. Cool.
Freddie; She, erms, didn't smile at you,JJ.
JJ; I think you'll find she did. Mum was right. A lack of pubic hair isn't necessarily a drawback.
Freddie; It's a drawback.
JJ; Girls ara more interested in my character than my cock. That's just been proved.
Freddie; She was not looking at you. Fuck me, you're blind!
JJ; On the contrary. My eyesight is keen.
JJ; Yes! The integrity of the unit is preserved.
Freddie; You don't mind if I take this locker?
Effy; You can take anything if you want it enough.
Freddie; You definitely looked at me this morning, twice.
I just thought, you know, maybe we could get to know each other.
Effy; I look a lots of people. That doesn't mean I want to get to know them.
Effy; Tell you what, Freddie. Fill in a form.
Freddie; What's this?
Effy; A list of things we're not allowed to do in this college.
Like that heard director said before you best mate got his cock out.
I was gonna see if I could tick 'em all before the end of the day.
But this is much more interesting. First one to fill that out gets to.. gets to know me.
And no cheatings. I'll need evidences.
Freddie; Ok.
Effy; Cos I wouldn't fuck whit a cheat.
Freddie; Sorry?!
I adore how Cook is so proud of JJ when he does magic tricks <333
Effy; It's inexplicable, Plandora.
Pandora; Yeah, inexplicable. What does inexplicable mean, Eff?
Effy; Can't explain.
Pandora; All right! Suit yourself,then.
Pandora; Hi! I'm Pandora, I'm useless.
Naomi (to Kaitie); Whatch out, Katie. I might get confused and fuck you with my big strap-on by mistake.
Effy (to Emily); So, you the doormat,then?
Emily; Sort of.
Effy; Interesting, that you just put up with that.
Emily; Yeah.
Freddie; (about the list) Do you think she's serious?
Cook; There's only one way to find out.
Freddie; Wait a minute. You're not gonna...
Cook; I've alredy got 'teacher abuse' ticked.
The game is on, Freddie. You wanna play?
Cook; Someone's left their shit in here. Yeah! Check this out!
JJ; Oh, my God! Cook, Cook, I'm not sure if that's legal. Oh, that's definitely not legal.
Cook; I don't know who this Sid guy was but he's got fucking great taste in gash.
JJ; I can't look. Don't make me look. I have to look...
Oh! holy shirt! That's forbidden. Forbiedden, verboten, interdit. Prohibido, prohibido!
Freddie; JJ! JJ!
JJ; Im sorry. I was getting locked on,there?
Freddie; Locked on, JJ!
Freddie; (to Cook) You are fucking mental!
Cook; Mental is a mental does!
JJ; Um... I'm JJ and with regard to mathematic aptitude. I'm in the top 0'3% of the population which is an interesting
demographic statistic because paradoxically my communication, interpersonal and intuitive skills are twoards the lower quartiles.
Katie; I'm Katie. I've never not had a boyfriend since I was seven.
Emily; I'm Emily. I've never had a boyfriend.
Naomi; I'm Naomi. I hate injustice. People tell lies about me.
Effy; I'm Effy. And I think my mum's having an affair.
Freddie; I'm Freddie. I met a girl I like today. She's like...beautiful. That's it.
