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3x02 'COOK'
It's funny to see how Freddie and JJ look each other when Cook do...well, cook's things does.
Cook; I'm so fucking stoked man. I'M 17 TODAY! That's a event horizon, that's a milestone.
JJ; Isn't 18 tradictionally the age...
Cook; Fuck tradition.
Just watch the faces of Freddie and JJ <333
Cook; That, my friends, is what you call a legend.
JJ; To who, exactly?
Cook; What?
JJ; Who is he a legend to?
Cook; Me. Blokes in pubs. Christina. People.
Freddie; I think the guy's crazy.
Cook; Exactly, man. Exactly!
THE BIRTHDAY TRICK <333
Effy/Freddie look #1
Cook; Someone had to get this party started.
Kaitie; Party? Do you call this a party? Where's the conversation?
Where's the dancing? Where are the men?
Cook; We're men.
Kaitie; You're boys.
Cook; Do you want to measure my dick? It's daddy-sized.
So you lot think this party's shit, yeah?
Emily; It's a little bit...
Pandora; It could be...
Effy; It's shit!
:DD Cook can control Freddie with just a smile. I love it!
Cook; Something's got to happen, man. Something big. Come on, man. I'm ready! Just tell me when. Give me a sing!
Freddie; Cos, my sister's there, and I don't want to see her.
And plus, she doesn't like you very much.
Cook; Why not? I'm always touching her and flirting with her.
Freddie; Yeah.
Cook; Her tits stand to attention when I'm arround. I've seen it.
Emily; What's the fuss?
Effy; He's Johnny White. The gangster.
Cook; Yeah. Legend.
Freddie; He muerder those two nuns over a pint of Guinness.
Kayleigh; Allgedly.
JJ; I hear he stabbed a policeman in the neck with a stuffed guillemot.
Kayleigh; That's so not true. It was a puffin.
Cook; So. Who is for narcotics?
Karen; Me.
Kayleigh; Me.
Effy; Me.
Pandora; Me?
Effy; What?
Pandora; Yeah. I've decided I love drugs.
LOL Pandora!!!
Poor Freddie! I like how he used JJ when really he was talking about himself. I said how much I love Freddie/Effy/Cook triangle before?
JJ; Freddie, we've got to get this man some drugs.
Freddie; Why?
JJ; Do the look.
Freddie; What does that means?
Cook; It means I'm getting laid tonight,Fred.
Freddie; Please, not Kayleigh. Think of me and JJ.
You're not fucking her. I thought you liked Effy.
Cook; Yeah, she's a peach. But I alredy tapped that.
Top-dollar shag. She's my last resort. Sure thing, I reckon.
Freddie; You shagged Effy?
Cook; Oh, come on, Freds.
Freddie; When?
Cook; First day I met her.
Freddie; Why didn't you tell us?
Cook; Because apart from those times when my cock is up your ass,
you have no reason to worry about where it is the rest of the time.
Freddie; But...JJ likes her.
JJ; I was going to ask her out. I mean, she seemed like she liked me.
Cook; You snooze, you lose, dude. I've got a snake in my dick that's about to thrown up.
I want to know their story!
Emily; Don't go.
Naomi; Why not?
Emily; I don't know. Because...
Naomi; Why does your sister think I'm gay?
Emily; Sorry.
Naomi; See you arround, Emily.
Cook; You've had the drugs and you gave me the look.
Kayleigh; What look.
Cook; This one.
Kayleigh; What the fuck is that?
Cook; That's the "I'll fuck for drugs" look.
Ladies and Gentlerman Cook's show! <333
Freddie is always worried about Cook but he's always saving him ass too. I just love their relation ♥
Johnny; I'm upset, Cookie. You made me look like a fucking idiot.
And I'm not used to that, you know?
Cook; Are you sure?
Freddie/Effy look again.
Freddie; (to Cook) You're fucking unbelievable.
Cook; I needed to get laid, man.
Freddie; You're always fucking trying to get laid.
Cook; I try. I succeed. Right?
Speaking of which, any of you girls fancy it?
Kaity; No, thanks! You're repulsive!
Cook; Weird girl.
Pandora; You're beautiful, but not. My tuppence feels all funny.
Cook; (to Effy) How about it then, Peachy? Look like it's just me and you.
Effy; (to Pandora). Come on, Amy Winehouse.Home.
Kaity; See ya!
Cook; Come on, we'll go somewhere else. Somewhere with women.
Freddie; Nah. I ain't going anywhere.
Cook; Why fuck not?
Freddie; I'm tired. I'm going home, all right?
Cook; It's two o'clock. What the fuck are you talking about, "you're tired"?
Freddie; I'm tired of you, mate.
Cook; What's that suppossed to mean?
Freddie; It means I can't look after you any more. I can't do it.
Cook; Oh, fuck you then! Go on, fuck off home!
JJ can be more cute. It's a fact.
Megan; You don't have to do anything you don't want to.
JJ; Could I...kiss you?
Megan; We don't do kissing.
JJ; That's all I want to do.
Cook; Sorry If you're fucking, sorry If you're fucking, sorry If you're fucking...
What kind of fucking gay shit is this?
Cook; Pay the girl, JJ.
Megan; No, no. No charge. I can't charge for a kiss.
JJ; Really?
Megan; Actually, no. That'll be a tenner, please.
Freddie; Cook, what the hell are you doing? It's 6 am.
It's Saturday morning. Everyone's asleep. Including me.
Cook; Wait, wait!
Freddie; Shhhh! What?
Cook; I need to speak to you.
Freddie; Ok, ok. I'll met you in the shed.
I very very love this guys and how much they love and need each other. Best mates. That's it...Yeah
Cook; So, what are we doing today,then?
Freddie; Didn't you hear what I said last night?
Cook; Oh, come on, man. You were just in a bad mood.
Freddie; Yeah. I was. Cos you almost got us killed.
Cook; Yeah. Sorry about that.
Freddie; You're apologizing? That's the first.
Cook; Something happened. I wasn't me. I was me.
I don't know. I did something stupid.
Freddie; That's nothing new.
Cook; Something really stupid.
Something I wouldn't have done if you was there.
Freddie; Right. So you've come here to ask me to look after you all the time.
Make sure you don't do anything stupid ever again.
Cook; Something like that.
Freddie; No.
Cook; What?
Freddie; I'm not going to do that.
Cook; Why not?
Freddie; Cos lately, it's like you go looking for trouble.
Cook; I wouldn't say I go...
Freddie; Do you want to die, man? Is that what you want?
You're drinking yourself to death, you're fighting gangsters.
I don't even wamt to know what happened last night.
You're killing yourself ti impress some pissed-up old wanker in a pub.
What are you smiling?
Cook; Because it's us... isn't it?
Me you and JJ. Best mates for live.
Freddie; You're not taking me with you, ok?
Cook; I fucking love you, man. I fucking love you to bits.
Freddie; I...Yeah.
Ok.
But you've got to stop all this crazy shit.
Cook; Shut it, you pussy.
GREAT