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3x04 'PANDORA'
I'd never seen Lisa/Pandora so pretty as in this scene.
Someone else remembered Anwar and Chris sleeping, seeing the girls?
Pandora; Please come back. Come back. Come back...come back...
Pandora; Um...what are you doing?
Anthea (Effy's Mum); Oh, you know... Just, er,looking.
Pandora; Right. Wizer. Eff's a bit out of it.
She's beautiful...Not like me.
Anthea; Oh? Seems like somebody likes you!.
Pandora; My boyfriend gave it to me.
I only knew him three days. Thomas. Now he's gone.
Anthea; But it was fun while it lasted, hmm? So much fun...
Pandora; Yeah, it's called love.
Anthea; That's a big word!
Pandora; I dunno. Four letters is... Oooh...
But I'm sure it's love. All you want to do is kiss them and...
you know, other stuff? Brillant stuff.
Anthea; Yeah. Yeah, brillant stuff.
Mr Stonem; (to Pandora) Did you just...? That was a pack of lies.
Pandora; Oh, you can't tell my mum the truth. She'd only do agony flip and go ra-ra.
Mr Stonem; Is she speaking English?
Effy; She means the turth hurts, Dad. It's for her own good. Otherwise, truth... Boom.
Steven (Mr Stonem's Manage); (to Mrs Stonem) I need you.
Mr Stonem; Ok, I'll get the car keys. Get you to Poole in no time.
Steven; For fuck's sake, I love you! Where are you fucking going to undestand that?
Mr Stonem; Steve... Mate,I'm...I'm married. I'm straight.
Don't do dick, no way no how, but, you know...
I mean, ces't la vie. Each to their own.
Jim (Effy's Dad); (to Mrs Stonem); I love you. Please, don't leave me.
Pandora; Do you think your mum and funny beard have been,
you know...making monkey?
Effy; Yes, Pandora. They've been making monkey.
Pandora; Wow! Suerfed and trufed...
Effy; Yep.
Pandora; Eff..Eff, don't cry. Does... does this means
you're not comming to my pyjama party?
Effy; I'm not crying.
Pandora; Right. But my party?
Effy; Sure. Why not? Let's get totally, totally fucked.
Pandora; Um..yeah, that's the thing. My Mum's gonna be there
and we're gonna put pyjamas and play Twister. It's brillant fun,
more fun than getting fucked... probably. And then you're all going
to tell me how to it with Tommo because I haven't got a clue.
Effy; Pandora, why are we friends? Do you ever wonder?
Pandora; Well, that's super easy. You're my pla because
you're the cloolest ever, and I'm yours because I'll totally do
anything you say and none of your boyfriends ever want to surf me
cos I'm useless.
Effy; That's it?
Pandora; Yeah.
Katie; (to Danny) You're not comming. It's only girls. Right?
Pandora; Yeah.
Katie; We're gonna tell secrets and get intimate, no boys.
Danny; Intimate?! Yes! Nice one! Take photos, baby!
Pandora's Mum; Still shouting,Panda. Calm time,please.
Pandora; I'm calm. I'm calm. I'm calm.
Pandora; So...this is Effy.
Pandora's Mum; Effy! We meet at last.
Effy; Yes.
Pandora's Mum; Pandora has told me so much about you.
Pandora; Yeah, you know, Eff -your missionary work.
Effy; Yes, I try and do as much of that as I can.
Pandora's Mum; That's good. There's so many bad things in the world.
Boys, drugs, guns, alcohol. Boys. Evil things.
I'm glad Pandora's found a channel she can pour her energy into.
Effy; Well, yes, all the seamen like her.
Pandora's Mum; Seamen?
Effy; Oh, yes. Loads of seamen. Some of them are homeless as well.
We'd all love to see Pandora get her own missionary position.
Emily; Hi.
Naomi; Jesus.
Emily; I've never been to a pyjama party before,
so I brougth vodka. Was that right?
Naomi; Dunno.
Emily; I don't wear pyjamas.
Naomi; Right. I don't know why she invited me anyway.
I hardly know her.
Emily; I asked her to invite you.
Naomi; I thought we stored this out.
Emily; Well, it doesn't hurt to get to know each other.
Naomi; Emily...
Emily; We're in the same class. We'll be hanging out for the next two years...
Naomi; You are going to tell people you're gay anytime soon?
Emily; What? I'm not. I'm not gay.
Naomi; Telling you, Em. You haven't thought this thought, have you?
Emily; No.
Naomi; So can I just say again?
Me, not muff mucher. Me, cock cruncher.
Emily; You getting any cock?
Naomi; I have done. Except he had erectile dysfunctions.
17 times. I was getting tennis elbow, you know.
Katie; I spiked the chocalate brownies with MDMA.
Emily; You what?
Katie; Yeah, apreciate it, Ok. There's fucking 40 quid's worth in there.
Emily; (to Naomi) You think it's funny?
Naomi; It is kind of.
Katie; Yeah, enter into the spirit, Ems.
Naomi; So, Katie, you gonna be nice to me now we're Twister pals?
I'm promise not to grab your minge and everything.
Katie; Ok, ha ha. Hands off the muff and we're sorted.
Naomi; Gotcha, no buffing the beaver.
Katie; No groping the growler.
Naomi; Don't tickle on my tinkle.
Katie; Ok, I won't fluff up your flange.
Emily; You done?
Katie; Yep. We're double done with the DNA dump.
I can't stop laughing when Pandora's Mum watch JJ behind the window and he freaks out xDD
JJ; Can I just remind you that Pandora's party is specified as a girls-only event.
Cook; Yep. Ans you know what that means?
JJ; Of course I do. Ok I'm not 100% sure what it means.
Cook; So let me enlighten you, Double J. Pyjama party means only one thing -girls getting friendly.
JJ; Friendly?
Cook; Oh, yeah. Real friendly.
JJ; Hang on. Even I know that only happens in overblown and possibly illegal teen dramas.
Mums says there's a lot less sex going on that I might imagine.
JJ; If Freddie was here...
Cook; Do you see Freddie? Did we invite Freddie?
JJ; No.
Cook; And why didn't we invite him?
JJ; Because he's a fun-sponge.
Cook; You got it.
Pandora's Mum; (oppening the door) Yes?
JJ; Um...Hello.
Pandora's Mum; I'll call the police.
Cook; Come on, we need to see them doing it.
JJ; For the last time,
they won't be doing it.
They won't be naked,
or engaged in mutual masturbation...
Cook; Check!
JJ; What?
Cook; I'm requesting a check.
Is that too much to ask of a friend?
JJ; Oh, my god, oh, my god!
Cook; What...What? What?
JJ; They're n... na...
Cook; Please say naked.
JJ; Nearly naked.
Cook; Good enought.
Katie; What was that?
Effy; Nothing. Tummy. Too much cake...
Pandora; What have you done?
Naomi; Eat a cake, Panda. It's gonna be a long night.
Cook; I'm telling you, man. We gotta fucking get in there!
JJ; No.
Cook; No?
JJ; Freddie says, every time you ask me to do something,just say no.
Cook; He said that?
JJ; Yes. It's a song which gives useful lifestyle advice
but it's also a state of mind.
Cook; Maybe me and Freds will have words.
Effy; Panda, come on! Let me in.
Pandora; Go away!
Effy; It was a joke. It wasn't even me!
Pandora; You always bog everithing up! It's always you! You do everything you like. just cos you're depressed cos your mum's getting
wacked up the pants! Well, bogging bog off! This is my party and I'm upset because my boyfriend got deported and you're supposed to be
eating jelly and playing Twister at my party and telling me how to pop my cherry with my boyfriend...!
Effy; Christ's sake, I'll show you how to do a blowjob.
Pandora; I don't want a blowjob. I want my boyfriend back!
Effy; Panda. I was just... Panda!
Katie; Um...she's upset.
Effy; Do I ever get to be upset? Do I ever get to be anyone but me?!
Naomi; So...What do you want, Ems? Pinot Grigio, or...cider oblivion?
Emily; Anything... Just give me a fucking...Just...Just give me a...
Naomi; It's only the drugs, right?
Emily; You like that?
Naomi; You're gay.
Emily; Yes.
Effy; You don't give a fuck about everything, do you?
Cook; Nope.
Poor Panda *hug her*
I LOVE FREDDIE. I love everything of this carachter. I love how Luke play Freddie. Everything in he is perfect. Can't say any more.
I just loved how Freedie calms JJ down (like in the first episode! :D) he just know how doing it, it's like they're connected in some way.
Reason #1209434 about why their friendship rocks.
BEAUTIFUL!!! Extremely sad, but so beautiful ♥
Effy; Freddie! You came. Cool.
Freddie; JJ gets locked on. You have to look after him.
Effy; I thought Cook... Cook's his friend.
Freddie; I think Cook's your friend, isn't he?
Effy; Not necessarily. Hey you'll never guess what Pandora's Mum...
Freddie; We're going home, Eff. Where's Pandora? Come on.
Effy; I didn't mean to fuck everything up. My parents are splitting up. I'm sorry. I got trashed.
Freddie; I'm sorry about that. It's shit.
I don't like the idea of Pandora/Cook. But this scence with they laughing, playing Twister and smoking was just AMAZING!
And when they doing it, it was great...with the background song and how Cook touched her...just pretty. Very pretty.
Cook; All right, Panda?
Pandora; Hi.
Cook; We're the last ones standing. No-one's got any stamina these days.
Pandora; Right. Wizzer. I wanted to play Twister...
And then the girls were gonna tell me how to do sex.
Cook; Bummer. How do you do it, anyway?
Pandora; Huh? You know, you've done loads of sex.
Cook; No, Twister.
Cook; Hey, Panda?
Pandora; Yes, Cookie?
Cook; Do you want me to show you?
Pandora; What?
Cook; You know...
Anthea; Wow. You really are beautiful.
Effy; So are you,mum.
Anthea; I wanted to be...one more time.
The last scene -when Pandora see Thomas- was heartbreaking.
Effy; Any good?
Pandora; I don't know what you mean.
Effy; I mean he's a sensational fuck, yeah?
Pandora; There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Eff.
Just cos I'm useless, don't mean I'm nothing.
Effy; We're firnds because you don't surf-and-turf my men. You said that.
Pandora; He's not yours,Eff. He'll never belong yo anyone.
Effy; Shut up.
Pandora; That's why you don't really want him.
Effy; Shut up.
Pandora; He's not the one you want,Eff.
Effy; Shut up!
Pandora; I know because I'm your friend. But you don't me ke enought effort, Eff.
I'm just there to laught at. You don't know me. My life. My family. My Mum.
Why don't you know anything about my Mum? I know everything about yours.
Effy; You're right. I don't know anything about you Mum.
Pandora; I'm sorry,ok?
Effy; Yeah.
Effy; Oh, Jesus...
Pandora; What?
Effy;Careful what you wish for, Pandora.
Pandora; Why?
Effy; Don't be a twat, Thomas. Give your girlfriend a hug.