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3x06 'NAOMI'
Naomi; I'm naked. I sleep naked.
Naomi; Mum! Had everyone ever told you what a complete fucking cow you are?
Naomi's Mum; Plenty of people.
OMG Effy looking her boys <33
Naomi; (to Effy) What's going on there?
Effy; Nothing. Shut up!
Naomi; You've got to be joking. I'm not going to help run this place.
Emily; I don't get it, why not? You really care about this stuff.
Naomi; What stuff?
Emily; Equality, environmentalism, feminism,
I don't ever want to shut my mouth-ism...
Naomi; Great. You're making me sound great.
Emily; Come on. Come on, you know about politics,
you're always talking about it.
Naomi; Emily. We've had about three conversations our entie lives.
So the idea that you know I'm always talking about anything is ridiculous.
Emily; Ok.
Cook; Morning ladies. Ah, love is around.
Naomi; Piss off.
Cook; Naomikins, I've been thinking. You should see more cock.
Naomi; Pardon?
Cook; Yeah. Me and you. We should go to it. Know what I'm saying?
Naomi; Excuse me? Go to it?
Cook; Yeah. Definitely.
Naomi; You've got about as much chance of fucking me as becoming
the elected Student President od this dump.
Cook; Yeah? Well, I enjoy challenge. Yeah. Babe...You have got a deal.
Naomi; What? No, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that.
I'm not going to...
Cook; Guaranteed a shad.
Naomi; What, Oh, fuck...
Cook; I can see your knickers.
Naomi; You? President?
Cook; Why do people keep saying that?
Me, president. You, my slave. Why you fighting it, Naomi?
You want it. I want it. Let's get together and feel all right.
Naomi; You couldn't make me feel al right
if you stapled your tongue to my clit and stood on a cement mixer.
Cook; Too pussy to take a chance, little girl.
Naomi; See you next time.
Cook; Yeah, you love me.
Teacher; Mind the spring.
Naomi; Where? Oh!
Naomi; How did you get in here?
Emily; This weird guy let me in. Looks a bit like Jesus?
Naomi; Yeah. t's like a game Christ-themed Guess Who in this house. What do you want?
Emily; Wanted to give you this.
Naomi; You're very annoyin.
Emily; Yeah, well. You seem to inspire ir in me.
Emily; Just so you know, my first thought when I see you is not,
"I want to fuck that girl". We kissed. Twice. It was nice. But it's also
nice just being with you, whene you're not being a prick, that is.
Naomi; Thanks.
Emily; You should run for President because I think you'd be a
good at it. It's that simple,ok?
Naomi; Ok, then you should...stay.
Emily; Thanks. I will.
Naomi; Do you think I can do it?
Emily; I think you can do anything.
Naomi; I've been wondering...
Emily; Yeah?
Naomi; What d lesbians...do? I mean, in bed.
Emily; I know what you mean! But why would I know?
Naomi; You've never...?
Emily; No, I've never!
Naomi; I mean... Is it all brogues ans strap-ons, or...?
Emily; No! I don't know. They just do what we do to ourselves.
Only each other. Probably slightly more aggressively.
And with, you know, oil and stuff.
Naomi; Who's up there with him?
Freddie; JJ. Think I lost him.
Naomi; What, JJ?
Freddie; Yeah, him too.
Naomi; Is this about Effy?
Freddie; That obvious, is it?
Naomi; So tell her.
Freddie; I did. It should make a difference
when someone loves you. Shouldn't it?
Naomi; Emily, look.
Emily; I fogot to tell you. I made these in antipaion. Cool, huh? I got the message, Naomi.
I'll manage. But there is one thing, thought. Well, you can't let him win, now, can you?
Naomi; (to Cook) You're such a fucking joke!
Cook; I'm a joke? You're fucking hilarious!
Naomi; At least I care about something.
Cook; What's so good about caring? No-one here cares. We just wanna par-ty!
Emily; Cook. Any chance you could be a cunt over there, d'you tink?
Cook; Oooh!
Naomi; Emily.
Cook; Ah! That's nice. Getting your girlfriend to hold your hand. Bit of moral support, yeah? Sweet, innit?
Naomi; Oh...fuck.
Cook; Sweet. Hey, Naomi. If I'm a joke, at least people canhave laugh...
Caring's over-rated. Do you want to know my slogan? I'm Cook. Vote for me.
I don't give fucking either.
Emily; Naomi. Naomi. Naomi, wait, I'm sorry. I dind't mean to...
Naomi; Just leave me alone!
Emily's note; "EMILY SLEPT HERE :-)"
Naomi; Can we go to somewhere? Anywhere.
Girls just wanna have fun, huh?
Naomi; I dind't bring a swimming costume.
Emily; Neither I did. The sun won' shine forever.
Naomi; Someone migt be looking.
Emily; Honey, your body ain't be that special.
Naomi; You are all righ, Em? Hello? Hello? ou deaf r what?
Emily; You know, that's the first time you've asked me something.
Naomi; What today?
Emily; Ever.
Naomi; Well, awnswer it then. You all right?
Emily; No, I'm having the worst time of my life.
The weather's shit. The company's even worse.
Naomi; Amen.
Emily; Twce! You're going to do this to me, twice?! Naomi, no! You fucking stop right now!
Naomi; What?
Emily; Don't you dare leave me in your bed again.
Naomi; I've got to go.
Emily; I know you, Naomi. I know you're lonely.
I think you need someone to want you. Well, I do want you.
So be brave. And want me back!
Naomi; (to School's Principal) You should have more confidence.
I mean, your tits are fine. Probably a bit flat, but no need to stuff your bra.
Now, I'm not sure, but were these votes counted? Cook. Cook. Cook. Cook. Cook.
School's Principal; Naomi. Stop the silliness. Celebrate. You've won.
Naomi; No. Cook won. He's our President.
Cook!!! ♥
Naomi; You ever wish things were just simple?
Cook; Things are simple. I won. Now we get to willy waggle, yeah?
Naomi; I've never said...
Cook; Are you sure? Are you actually sure you never said cos...
Hang on. I think we should willy waggle.
Cook; They all come to the Cookie Monster in the end.
Naomi; Cook! Cook! This isn't right.
Cook; What?
Naomi; Sorry. It's just isn't a goer.
Cook; Fair enough.
Naomi; Is that's it? You're not even going to try and convice me?
Most guys would.
Cook; Most guys aren't me, babe. You fancy me, I'm cool with it.
So there's obviously another reason why you won't fuck me.
And it's probably a good one cos you're...you know, celver.
Naomi; Youre a lot nicet than most people think, aren't you, Cook?
Cook; Fuck you.
Naomi; Fuck you right back.
Naomi's Mum; Did I ever tell you how angry I was when I found out I was pregnat of you?
Naomi; It this going to cheer me up? Because I need cheering up. Ok?
Naomi's Mum; I'm gettin there. I'd met the man of my dreams. I wanted to travel the
world, fuck on every beach in India, be in love, and then I found out I was pregnant.
Naomi; I can only apologise.
Naomi's Mum; And, you know, your dad turned out to be shitty little prick, and it was
all litte bit rubbish. Until yu made my life complete. And actually, rather fucking wonderful.
Naomi; I did that?
Naomi's Mum; I wasn't expecing it. People who make us happy are never the people
you expect. So, when you find someone. You've got got to cherish it.
Why so pretty,girls?
Emily; I'm not gonna open the door. My face is all puffy.
I've been...crying a bit.
Naomi; I do't care. I do want someone. Need someone. You're right.
Emily; And?
Naomi; And...whene I'm with you, I feel like I'm a better person.
I feel happier. Less...alone. Less lonely.
But it's not as simple as that, is it? Being with someone.
Emily; Isn't it?
Naomi; No. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I don't think so.
I mean... Can't we just sit like this... for a bit?
Emily; Yeah. We can. For a bit.