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3x07 'JJ'
Oh God, this boy is so loving
I hate the kid
JJ; I'm the pill king.
Emily; Do you need calming down?
JJ; Believe me, I totally do. I'm getting overstimulated just
talking to you now. I mean, you're exciting me. I, wait...that's not...
Oh, bugger! Shitification!
Emily; It's alright, JJ. It's hard telling people things about
yourself, isn't it?
JJ; Yeah.
Emily; But I'm gonna try. It's no big deal. You probably couldn't care less.
JJ; About what?
Emily; I want to have sex with girls.
JJ; Right...
Emily; Yeah. I like girls. I like sex with girls. I like their
rosy lips, their hard nipples, bums, soft thighs. I like tits and fanny, you know? ...
There. I've said it. And, now.
Emily; JJ. I think you've got your hand on my tit.
JJ; I know. I mean, shit! Sorry.
Emily; Well, I've had a lovely time.
JJ; I've screwed this all up, haven't I?
Emily; Truth is...you're nice, JJ.
JJ; I'm unusual.
Emily; Yeah.
JJ; That's just code for 'not normal'. I'd give anything to be
normal for a whole day.
Emily; ...Hey? If you were normal, what would you do?
JJ; I'd lose my virginity first, several times, then I'd have a
choco-nut milkshake without going into anaphylactic shock. Then I'd tell
Freddie and Cook to stop fighting over Effy, before they hate each other
forever and not make me take sides and they'd listen to me for once and
not fucking ruffle my hair! Then I'd tell Effy I loved her and lose my
virginity a few more times...
Emily; You love Effy?
JJ; Did I say that out loud?
Emily; Fraid so.
JJ; Ugh. Retard. I'm a retard! Nutjob, headcase, scuzo, Austic
fuckin' fruitcake, mental basket, shitty.
Emily; JJ. JJ! You're getting locked-on!
JJ; In a fuckin cuckoo's nest...
Emily; JJ! Look at these!
JJ; That worked.
Emily; So what are you gonna say?
JJ; I'm gonna ask him to make up with Cook, I'm gonna ask him to
forget Effy cos she's not good for us, I'm gonna ask him to stop ruffling my hair.
Emily; Okay. Don't let anything stop you.
Emily; For Christ's sake, Katie, what areyou doing?
Katie; I'm doing the Great fucking Northem Run, what does it look like?
Freddie; Guys, could we please just...?
Emily; Katie! Why didn't you tell me?
Katie; Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe my postal application hasn't reached you yet.
Now, do you mind? We're sort of in the middle of something.
JJ; But... That's not right. You want Eff... ans she's not...
Katie; It's a free country, JJ. Hey, maybe my weirdo sister's up for it.
JJ; No, that's ridiculous, Emily is gay. I wanted to talk to you, Freds.
We can do this another time and... Uh-oh.
Katie; That's not true. Is it Ems? Becauseyou promise me that wasn't true.
Freddie; (to JJ) Shed.
JJ; I want things to change, Freddie.
Freddie; Things have changed. They change all the time.
JJ; Doesn't it matter what I think? Because I think it should
matter more, you know.
Freddie; So?
JJ; We're supposed to be friends. For ever.
Freddie; I can't do it, J.
JJ; Just because of a girl. You don't even want Effy.
Freddie; Don't tell me wat I want!
JJ; Then, tell me what to do.
Freddie; You've gotta choose, mate. Either me or Cook.
JJ; And what about me? Don't I count? I'm not the one who's telling fibs.
Freddie; Let it alone, J.
JJ; I'm...the normal one.
Cook; (thinking JJ doesn't hear him) "I love that barmy fucker. Yeah. Everyone's gotta have a mate who's a
twat and who's not going to try and finger your pussy candy."
JJ; I'm not gay. I'm not anything,okay?
JJ; I got worried.
Effy; About what?
JJ; I dunno. I thought you might have... I dunno, Ok!?
I was pissed at the two of you.
Effy; Two of who?
JJ; I heard what you were saying. I want you to stop doing that.
Effy; JJ, what the fuck?
JJ; You and Cook.
Effy; I haven't seen him for days.
JJ; Yeah, well don't dis me while you're having sexual intercourse,
because you might think it's funny but I...Sorry? Uh-oh.
Effy; JJ. Are you going to give me som kind of fucked up hint what
you're talking about?
Effy; Come on JJ, don't be pathetic. It's easy.
Just tell me something true.
Tell me. Tell me now!
JJ; I love you.
Effy; Well, everybody loves me.
JJ; That's a relief.
Effy; With the possible exception of darling Ma and Da. They don't love me so good.
JJ; Please leave them alone, Effy.
Effy; Who?
JJ; I don't mean to be rude but Cook, Freddie and me,
they're th only friends I've ever had and you've basically
ruined everything and I'd like you to stop now.
Effy; I can't do it, J.
JJ; Why not?
Effy; Thnks for loving me.
JJ; No problem.
Effy; I'd like to be your friend.
((((CHRIS!))))) <333
JJ; Please make up with Freddie, Cook. It doesn't work. It just...
Cook; Freddie can fuck himself. He was asking for it,yeah?
JJ; What was he asking for?
Cook; He's pissed because I've got something he wants.
JJ; Leave her alone. It's not like you're going out with her.
Cook; She likes it middless. So I do. Sorted. Now, are you coming
or do I have to keep look out myself whe I'm butying gear?
JJ; Just care. Ok?
Cook; About what?
JJ; About me! About me, you twat! You'r fucking twats!
Oh, boys... ♥
Cook; I pissing love you, J. Nothing's gonna change that, man. You're my very own
little frut bat. Fuck Freddie. It's just me and you now, J. Feel the love. You feeling it? Right.
Naomi; No Cook?
Effy; Why would there be a Cook?
Naomi; You're seeing him, aren't you?
Effy; I'm fucking him occasionally. I'm not seeing him.
Naomi; There's a distriction?
Effy; Yeah. No Emily? Truth.
Naomi; That obvious?
Effy; Don't have to be a genius to work it out. So?
Naomi; So I'm straight.
Effy; Sure?
Naomi; If I said no, would I regret it?
Effy; Probably. But not because of me.
Naomi; We're objects of lust.
Effy; Make it you feel good?
Naomi; Not really.
Naomi; Aren't you gonna be bitchy to me, Katie?
Katie; Yeah, sure. Give me time.
I loved so much Emily in this scene
I need the three musketeers together again, please!
JJ; (to Freddie) Just say he's gonna be all right.
Freddie; He's gonna be all right. He's always fucking all right, aren't you Cook?
Cook; I knew you'd come for me, Three Musketeers.
Freddie; Yeah. Fuck off, Cook.
Cook; Freddie, she loves you, you know.
Freddie; What?
Cook; She loves you. But she can't stand it.
Can't stand the love, so she fucks me instead.
Freddie; What's he saying?
JJ; Oh, God.
Freddie; What?
JJ; Shit. I think you're gonna get the truth, Freds. Cook?
Cook; I'm pissed off, yeah? She's taking the piss and it's hurting me.
Cos Cook needs love too. Cookie's got nothing.
JJ; Everything all right, guys?
Cook; Cookie's always got nothing. That's why I do her pal.
That's why I pop Panda. Panda's popped. It's always the same,
great tits Panda, great tits, Effy. That's all I get cos I'm shit. I'm pure shit.
My boys! <33
Freddie; You've had a bussy day, haven't you, J?
JJ; I'm sorry. I got locked on. You all pissed me off. Does this mean
I can't come to the shed anymore?
Freddie; Course not, you can still com to the shed. Just give me some space,ok?
I need time to think.
Effy; What going on? Someone said he...
Freddie; It's yours, I think.
Emily; It's okay, JJ. You did me a favor.
JJ; I did?
Emily; Katie loves me. I know she does.
Emily; Did you do it? Did you ask for stuff?
JJ; Uh, yeah. I did a fair bit of asking.
Emily; And how did it go?
JJ; I'd say...bad on the face of it, but, in another sense,
you might say it's too early to say. ...Yeah. Too early to say.
Emily; I don't wanna go home tonight. Katie's too...
JJ; Locked-on?
Emily; Yeah. She's locked-on. I don't wanna gome home. I can't.
JJ; Right. So let's think.
Emily; Please tell me someone makes you wear those pyjamas.
JJ; No. I just like them. They're 100% Egyptian cotton,
which is good because rayon and other man-made fibers get into.
Emily; JJ.
JJ; What?
Emily; If we're going to be friends, you can't wear teddy
bears anymore. Get them off.
JJ; Right. You got it. No teddies. I've got some other ones
with World War 1 fighter planes on them.
JJ; Okay.
Emily; I'm asking for something, JJ.
JJ; Okay, yep, and I'm saying yes. But possibly a phased
approach might be more.
Emily; No. Take them off.
I totally fall in love with Emily-JJ friendship ♥