A guy walks out of a store to find the side of his car smashed in and a note on the windshield that says "There are about a dozen people watching me write this. They think I'm leaving my name and insurance information...but I'm not"

I'm getting the hell out of California for sure. Fuck this and all that comes with it. I am so going to Israel. It'll be my own little escape. Watch me run ( Read more... )

Today i beat the crap out of TJ. It was absolutely priceless.

I was like, "I'm going to get a burrito and then knock you the fuck out".

He landed one hit on me and that was it. I fucked his shit up!

I'm so proud of myself!

He's fucking like 2 or 3 times my size!

Silly skinheads!

And i did all of this wearing a shirt that says 'I <3 Dick'-

Well then ( Read more... )

Best news i've ever heard.

News

Here's the question - Owen Wilson or Mel Gibson?

I'm serious.

I'm at school!!!! I've been confused again (as usual) but overall, i'm feeling better. I still <3 my car but she needs some suspension work and some more engine work! I started my Vietnam War class last night. I have two four hour long classes in one night! Fucking ouch, man. It's a very good class. There's a chance that my pal Kellie may take it ( Read more... )

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Two posts in one day. Nice ( Read more... )

So here i am, chilling, walking, strutting, prancing, fucking, killing - all at Moorpark. Everyone thinks i'm crazy. I just walked through a fucking sprinkler listening to my CD player and wearing my sunglasses. I'm preaching the pink shoes today. Today everyone can fuck off. I'm listening to the Pixies, i love them. I remember the first time i ( Read more... )