[Backdated to Sunset Day 18 and Reposted Day 19 Same Time]

[not_plan_m]

ATTENTION NEW PEOPLE

GET OFF THE BEACH

Seriously. Guys. All you need to know:

Beach - Bad news
Sunset - Gates close
Key in your pocket - Your Room
Monsters Everywhere

Yes the wind is cutting you to pieces.

Now stop wasting your time staring at your phones like newbs who just joined a raid in WoW with Acolyte's Dagger and get those feet moving

GO GO GO GO!

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text -- I have to, i'm sorry

[femshep]

[Text because she's actually trying not to crack up at how unexpectedly blunt and useful this actually is. It's actually just what this island needs. Seriously.]

Watch them all get lost anyway.

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[not_plan_m]

It's like, all you have to do is walk INLAND AND THE WALL IS RIGHT THERE

How specific do I have to be. Next time daylight comes I am making a "How to not be a foolish newb" video to post on this network.

Every.Single.Day.

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[femshep]

if I've ever had a hero, you're that guy.

[Because no offense to everyone ever, but if one more person says 'uwaa where am i', she's gonna choke a bitch.]

[not_plan_m]

That's the coolest thing anyone has said since I showed up on this death trap.

[femshep]

Glad I could help.

It's Shepard, by the way.

[not_plan_m]

Hardison.