video, day 20, afternoon

[illinest]

[The video clicks on and there's Bro in his dorm, sitting amidst a big colorful pile of some weird puppets. He's got a sewing needle in his mouth and plucks it out after glancing down at the lens.]So I was chillin', right around my way. Then I realized. Not only are y'all some prehistoric culture-shocked goobers but some've you got the most

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[video]

[magerights]

[Staring forever. And really unsure about Bro tweaking the red one like that.]

I'm not certain I really understand, or that I really want to.

[illinest]

[Flicks it again.]

Yo A-dog.

Think you know what I mean.

[magerights]

[The slightly flustered look it probably more then enough confirmation without Anders even having to say anything.]

Why would you even make something like that?

[illinest]

Well, damn, gotta find some way to check yourself 'fore you mess yourself.

[Why so flustered, Anders? Don't like him poking at that donglike nose?]

[magerights]

I'd really rather not know what your methods of... dealing with tensions are, if it's all the same to you. Maker, I thought you were bragging about people lining up out of interest. Why would you need to go and make those if that were the case?

[illinest]

I ain't slutty Santa over here, brah. Gotta satisfy some other people in different ways. Get me, yo?

[magerights]

And it didn't occur to you to let other people deal with those "problems" on their own at all?

[illinest]

You're implyin' they do.

Half the island would be less tightass if this were the case. As it is. Errbody walkin' around with their buttholes puckered up like it's Valentines day.

[magerights]

[...now there's a mental image that Isabela would have loved.]

I think that has less to do with their activities as it does the things trying to kill us.

[illinest]

Yeah except those things are peanuts. Ain't a problem.

[magerights]

Not a problem? Do you honestly believe that? Because I imagine many people here would tell you otherwise.

[illinest]

Do I seem like a dude who gives even a sixteenth of a shit.

[magerights]

I...

[Staring at bro for a moment.]

...I'd really rather not think about what you do with your waste.

[illinest]

Some people would.

[magerights]

Well that's their business then, I suppose. And possibly something you should talk about with them, since you brought it up like that.

[illinest]

Dude you're the one who brought it up.

Here I was spinnin' a perfectly normal metaphor and you gotta make it about literal feces that happen to be mine.

What the fuck bro.