.002 [ audio - day 14 - night ]

[p2iioniic]

[Hello, inhabitants of the island! Today, Sollux brings to you happy campers a post, sponsored by bipolar fits of rage! Cue the start of the message brought by a frustrated, just barely contained scream, and followed by a raging nerd with a lithp. I mean lisp.]

Holy FUCK, the voicesth are loud today-- GOD, they won't shut the fuck up.

Did a whole

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[Audio]

[renegadewreck]

[By now he's stashed himself away in an unoccupied room in one of the dorms. Under the bed. His own room? He didn't feel like going there yet. Anyway, he's noticed the ghosts too.]

I've been wondering the same thing. Of all the things people mentioned to me, spirits wasn't one of them.

So...they're not always around then?

[Audio]

[renegadewreck]

[Chimera figured that'd be a bad idea. Usually people don't like being told they're adorable.]

I think it's kind of cool.

It's nice to meet you, Sollux.

[Audio]

[p2iioniic]

Yeah, you're not totally horrible.

[The equivalent of "nice to meet you" in troll.]

[Audio]

[renegadewreck]

Thanks.

[He has so many questions, and he's not sure if he'll be annoying, but gah, he's curious.]

So I've never heard of any humans having your kind of ability.

[Audio]

[p2iioniic]

Ha ha ha ha ha, oh my god, human?

Fuck no. Humansth are lame.

[Audio]

[renegadewreck]

[Curiosity...rising...]

What are you then if you're not human? If it's alright for me to ask. [He tries so hard to remember to be polite.]

[Video]

[p2iioniic]

Troll, motherglubber.

[Audio]

[renegadewreck]

[Oh, you can't see his look of awe because he's still on audio, but you'll hear it in his voice. Forget about being kidnapped to an island full of monsters, and tonight ghosts, there's comic book characters, giant robots apparently, and now trolls. Clearly this is heaven.]

Whoa. That is so totally cool.

[Video]

[p2iioniic]

Yeah, I am. Nice of you to notice.

[Video] Whew. Narrowly avoided fail 8D;

[renegadewreck]

[Switching to video too now. This face forever, and just ignore the fact that he's under a bed.]

So, like, do you have any other cool special powers? Aside from the hearing spirits thing? [Since he knows nothing about trolls, of course.]

[Video] pfff

[p2iioniic]

Okay, one, hearing thpiritsth ithn't a cool thing. It'th fucking annoying and givesth me migraineth. It'th the oppothite of cool.

Two, telekinethith.

[Video]

[renegadewreck]

Well...it's unique at least? I kind of hear voices sometimes but it's not a special ability. [No, it's called 'Chimera is insane.']

Telekinesis? That's awesome.

[Video]

[p2iioniic]

... What do they thay?

Yeah, it'th utheful.

[Video]

[renegadewreck]

...Random things. Usually insulting or pleading.

Mmmm...I can shapeshift myself. Among other things. [And thus Sollux is the first person to hear anything about Chimera's abilities.]

[Video]

[p2iioniic]

Oh. Yeah, thame I guessth. Like "pleathe don't let me die, pleathe, I don't want to die." That thort of thing.

Can you turn into a barkbeatht?

[Video]

[renegadewreck]

Yeah. Like that.

A...barkbeast? Like...a dog?