ONE | voice + video | day 14, night

[scaredyshy]

[More specifically, about 24 hours after sunset.]

[The headset video turns on, but it soon becomes clear that it's not on purpose. First it's dark. The camera's covered, but you can hear breathing. Frantic breathing; you can tell that whoever this is, they're absolutely terrified. Then the camera lifts slowly, hesitantly, to reveal in the dim

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[renegadewreck]

[Because there was only so long he could ignore this. He was too polite to interrupt their...'conversation' though.]

Wow, you're an asshole.

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[truculentduet]

Yeah? Got a motherfucking PROBLEM WITH IT? Fuckin' white knighten' this motherfucking princess all up in her dread tower fulla honks. LOOK AT YOU, SUCH A BIG MOTHERFUCKIN' HERO. Heh heh heh.

[Honk.]

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[renegadewreck]

I guess it was too much to expect there to be decent people on this island. [Most of the people he's talked to here otherwise have been pretty cool, though.]

Then again, I guess there's always that one coward who gets his kicks from scaring little girls.

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[truculentduet]

Bro, I get my motherfucking kicks from scaring all you motherfuckers. I ain't at ALL prejudice, er picky, or any of that fucking SHIT. Can't believe a motherfucker would THINK SO FUCKING LOW OF ME. [Everyone can't be nice. And besides, he IS being nice. He coulda tried finding her instead of just verbally fucking with her. Such a good guy.]

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[renegadewreck]

That doesn't make it any better. That you're not picky.

And why shouldn't I? It's not like I have any reason yet to think otherwise of you.

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[truculentduet]

It's strips your motherfucking point DRY, BRO. Saying I'm a motherfucking coward falls flat when I don't give a damn WHO I FUCKING FREAK THE MOTHERFUCK OUT.

Yeah? NOT LIKE I GIVE A MOTHERFUCK WHAT YOU THINK EITHER, MOTHERFUCKER.

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[renegadewreck]

So you say. [He's quickly running out of logic to use here.]

And do you really have to shout?

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[truculentduet]

Yes.

[He does, not going to explain that shit to you though.]

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[renegadewreck]

Right. Good for you then.

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[truculentduet]

YEP.

You feelin' better, bro? NOW THAT YOU GOT THAT SHIT OUT YOUR THINKPAN?

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[renegadewreck]

A little, actually. [He's still not happy that you were mean to Fluttershy though.]

...Have you been here a while? On the island?

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[truculentduet]

Good, not that I GIVE A FUCK, but good.

No. Pretty much just all up and found myself here.

Couple a motherfuckin' sun ups and sun downs...

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[renegadewreck]

So...you've been here a while then.

What's this place like?

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[truculentduet]

That ain't a while to me bro... [Looking at his lifespan...]

It's fucking beautiful here bro... Even if we got no motherfucking choice. BETTER THEN THAT BORING ASS VOID OF NOTHING. Why you asking me, motherfucker?

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[renegadewreck]

What's a while to you then?

And I'm just curious. [Shhh, don't tell him you're a troll. He'll never stop with the questions.]

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[truculentduet]

Pretty fucking nosy for a guy trying to piss a brother off... [Oh lord, another troll curious person.]