001; Video; Day 14, Evening

[insanenotcrazy]

[The video feed clicks on, and the first sight that you’re greeted with is…oh dear. It’s an extreme close up of a red and black mask, most likely an eye peering closely at the screen.]

Helloooooooooooo, is this thing on? It is? Perfect. [Now you’re all his captive audience. At least until if and when you decide to stop paying attention.

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[pimpsaw]

[ooc: if action isn't okay I'll redo it!]

[sup, scantily clad lady (carrying an enormous sword) passing by]

Technical difficulties...?

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[insanenotcrazy]

[ooc: action is perfectly okay!]

[Oh. Well this is much better than the welcoming committee of worms. He's just going to turn off his phone and jam it randomly into one of those various pouches he has on his costume-he can't be bothered to pay attention to it right now.]

Well, hello there, scantily clad woman. It's like you read my mind.

[Or maybe she just heard me talking.

She also asked us a question.]

Technical difficulties, yeah. This stupid teleporter belt's always screwing up. Maybe I should stop hitting it so much...

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[pimpsaw]

[ignoring that first part]

... Ah.

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[insanenotcrazy]

So what's a pretty thing like you doing out here all alone? With such a large sword?

[It kinda feels like he got sucked into an anime right now. Hot chick with horns. Big sword.]

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[pimpsaw]

Why do you want to know?

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[insanenotcrazy]

Just asking. [Maybe he shouldn't ask...he's kind of got the feeling that he shouldn't, but pesky things like that have never stopped him before.]

You know, trying to start a conversation. [It's better than some of his other ice breakers, seriously.]

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[pimpsaw]

[and that just gets a suspicious look.]

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[insanenotcrazy]

[Well this suddenly got awkward. Abort flirting attempts and maybe try to actually be serious.]

How long've you been on this...lovely rock?

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[pimpsaw]

Roughly a day, more or less.

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[insanenotcrazy]

Doesn't sound like that long.

So what's there to do around here, besides what I'm looking at? [...So much for the serious. Just...feel free to hurt him in some way. He's used to it.]

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[pimpsaw]

... I'm flattered. But no.

[violently jabs the pommel of her sword into his gut]

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[insanenotcrazy]

Urf! [Grunt and wheeze, as he doubles over a little. He was...honestly expecting worse though, so haha, he's kind of relieved.] Right. Point taken.

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[pimpsaw]

[so doubtful]

I could have killed you just as easily.

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[insanenotcrazy]

I'm kind of hard to kill though. [He quickly raises a hand.] Not that that's a challenge though, because it still hurts like hell.

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[pimpsaw]

...

[well now she's just curious. she raises her sword again.]

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[insanenotcrazy]

[Ya know...sometimes he should just really keep his mouth shut. Not that he couldn't fight, or defend himself, it's just that kicking the crap out of a girl is a bad way to make her like you. Usually, at least.]

Well someone seems a bit enthusiastic. Can we maybe just forget I said that?