A few lessons learned in the last 24 hours:

*Jeff and Jason good mixed drinks do not make

*Bacardi 151 plus any juice equals trash that tastes like moldy juice

*When I get drunk, instead of passing out and sleeping in a drunken stupor, I can't sleep for more than two hours, if that

*Bruce Willis is/was a good lay

First, I was at some wierd doctor's office, and for some reason they stuck these pins on my cleavage. They didn't hurt, but I still didn't like them ( Read more... )

This comes in snippets, don't remember everything, just key images ( Read more... )

I need to get out of here. Madison sounds so good right now ( Read more... )

I had been hanging out with Clint for a while, but he had to go, and I was going to live with Nate for a week, and I was dreading it. For some reason, I thought I was obligated to sleep with him, but I never got to the bed. I had to pee a lot, so I stayed in the bathroom. Then, instead of washing my hands with soap, I accidentally used this ( Read more... )

So. Cleaning out the basement today, I found an Irish songbook. Goody! Well. Looking over it, I wished Tom was a working violin so I could play some of the tunes on him. So. I took Tom out, tried fiddling around with him. Took out a peg, wondering if the string's hole was too close to the peg's hole, thereby the strings, when wound 'round ( Read more... )

I never have nightmares. I can count on one hand the number of times that I remember having a nightmare. I can now add this one to the list ( Read more... )

Feels good to be working. I'm tired, but that's because I've had about 5 hours of sleep the past three nights. Which is highly unusual and distressing for and to me ( Read more... )

Because I can. I like to examine my life, even if the question is "Do you say pop or soda ( Read more... )

So. I went away Monday afternoon. Went down South with the parental units to the great state of...Iowa? Yes, yes, I blew off a free two hours of bowling to go the Iowa. And it was fun enough. Passed through Rochester, Minnesota to get to Decorah, Iowa. My mom wanted to check out this heirloom seed farm that was on the way, so that's kind of ( Read more... )