Fic Masterlist
All my fic can also be found at the AO3,
here SPN: Dean/Castiel
Our Lavish Post-Apocalyptic Lifestyle series:
Our Lavish Post-Apocalyptic Lifestyle | PG-13, 3k+ wordcount | Summary: Dean’s not a damsel, and the whole rescue + immediate disappearing act Castiel’s been using lately doesn’t do a thing for him. Not at all. (Or, the one where Sam and Castiel have a Dean-Stalkers Anonymous group).
Suggestions for a Happy Life with your Powerful and Overprotective Significant Other | PG-13, 4k+ wordcount | Summary: Being an angel's boyfriend can be tricky, okay? But Dean's determined to do his best.
A Short Guide to Dealing with Nerds | NC-17, 1k+ wordcount | Summary: Dean realizes he is completely surrounded by nerds. Castiel makes it worth his while to not complain about it.
Hegemonies, and Other Heavenly Problems | NC-17, 3k+ wordcount | Summary: Castiel has an existential crisis involving his management style, Dean is very supportive, and Sam provides the literature (or the one where Dean keeps trying to solve problems with his mouth).
Three Times Sam Winchester Acted Like a Saint (and one time he didn't have to) | PG-13, 3k+ wordcount | Summary: Sam would like his gravestone to say something like: Here lies Samuel Winchester, who made some mistakes, but still shouldered his brother's gay, blasphemous relationship burden bravely and without much complaint.
White Picket Fences: | PG-13, 4k+ wordcount | Summary: In which Dean swears he's not really a yenta, Castiel goes along with it for the sake of marital harmony, and Sam gets the last laugh.
Oneshots:
Everyone Knows What Happens at the Library | PG-13, 4k+ wordcount | Summary: In which Dean says derogatory things about teen vampire novels, Castiel keeps coming back for more, Claire gets her way all the time, and Dean’s co-workers (and Sam) are huge nuisances. (Librarian!Dean AU, or how Stephenie Meyer found Dean the love of his life).
A Lesson in Friendship | PG-13, 6k+ wordcount | Summary: In which Dean tries to figure out how a grown man can have a non-apocalypse-centered friendship with an angel, Castiel knows Dean’s priorities and is generally very helpful, and Sam just wishes they’d both get a damn clue.
Castiel’s Guide to Wooing a Winchester | PG-13, 2k+ wordcount | Summary: Castiel had never doubted that he was meant for Dean. Getting Dean to see it proved another matter entirely.
SPN/SPN RPF: Femslash
No Map for Our Travels series:
No Map for Our Travels | Jared/Jensen (both always-a-girl) | NC-17, 27k wordcount | Summary: Jensen's life is predictable and safe, and she likes it that way. At the beginning of her last year of grad school she knows exactly what the future holds, and it seems like enough, until she meets Jay. Jared Padalecki isn't a typical anything, and her arrival in Jensen's life shakes everything Jensen knows about herself into disarray. Jay has never done anything the way she was supposed to, and falling for her hot TA is no exception. As she gets closer to Jensen, she realizes nothing will ever be the same again - and she can't wait.
Just Us (No U-Hauls) | Jared/Jensen (both always-a-girl) | NC-17, 1,618 wordcount | Summary: Jensen didn't actually expect to have enough energy for sex after unpacking all day. She's happy to be wrong.
Oneshots:
A Clean Line Across The Sea | Genevieve/Adrianne | NC-17, 5k+ wordcount | Summary: Genevieve is happy being a junior queenrider in Benden Weyr, with lots of friends and few commitments, until a transferred bronzerider named Adrianne makes her think about wanting a more lasting connection.
If You Will Go With Me | Jo/OFC | NC-17, 30k+ wordcount | Summary: Jo Harvelle has always wanted more excitement and adventure in her life, but when she begins to have eerie visions and angelic visitations, she's not exactly sure how to be the big gun people keep expecting her to become. Figuring out how to balance Winchesters, angels and a demon with a grudge isn't easy, but she's never backed down from a challenge before, and she's not about to start now.
(Not Your Average) Date Night | Danneel/Genevieve, voyeur!Lauren Cohan | NC-17, 2k+ wordcount | Summary: Date night at the Cortese/Harris household is just a little bit different, and Genevieve wouldn't have it any other way.
Though I Walk | Anna/Jo | R, 3k+ wordcount | Summary: Miracles don't happen to Jo Harvelle, but sometimes the clouds break for a while. Note: Written for the prompt: "Anna/Jo, post-apocalypse" at
female_fest and originally posted
there SPN: Gen
Not a Maiden Fair | PG, 1k+ wordcount | Summary: Lisa is surprised when Dean comes back to her house (alternate ending for 5x22).
That One Time When Sam Had The Swine Flu | PG, ~900 wordcount | Summary: Dean always enjoys the strange and wondrous things Sam says when he's sick. Set in a nebulous part of season two.
Hockey RPF
That Round and Round Thing series
All my heart longs to win. Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane femslash | Rated NC-17, 8k+ wordcount | Summary: Pat’s pretty sure this has been the most confusing week she’s ever had since that time in fourth grade when she got her period for the first time in the middle of gym while wearing white shorts and thought she was dying, despite her mother’s previously imparted information about puberty (true fucking story). Or, the real account of how Patricia Kane and Jonny Toews, roller derby stars, finally pulled their heads out of their asses and started banging.
Get Your Hands On My Hips. Duncan Keith/Brent Seabrook het | Rated NC-17, 2k+ wordcount | Summary: The end of Brenna and Duncan's first official date, which mostly ends up being sex.
Girltalk. Duncan Keith/Brent Seabrook het, Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews femslash | Rated PG, 3k+ wordcount | Summary: Brenna has always considered it her job to keep an eye on Jonny, especially when Jonny doesn't think she needs anyone. Or, five times Brenna Seabrook took care of her rookie, and one time she didn't need to.
Childish Things series:
Childish Things. | Rated R, 3k+ wordcount | Summary: In which Patrick proves his hard-won maturity, Jonny reluctantly shares his feelings, and they both collect quite a bit of blackmail material. Talking about things like grown-ups is hard, okay?
An Advanced Course in Babysitting. | Rated PG-13, 5k+ wordcount | Summary: Patrick and Jonny spend a weekend responsible for four children under the age of ten. This results in the My Little Pony Stanley Cup championship series, far too many sugar highs, and the realization that Abby Sharp deserves a medal.
Feels Like Family To Me. | Rated R, 6k+ wordcount | Summary: Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane plan, create, and obtain their family.
32 Flavors (And Then Some) series:
It's Beyond Your Peripheral Vision. | Rated PG-13, 5k+ wordcount | Summary: The universe decides to take Jonny for a spin and teach him a lesson about his feelings. Well, make that universes, as in more than one.
You Might Want To Turn Your Head. | Rated NC-17, 2,451 wordcount | Summary: First-time pegging, set in one of the worlds (the one where Jonny's a cisgirl) visited by the Jonny in the previous fic.
Oneshots:
An Experiment in Hedgehog Physics. | Rated PG, 1k+ wordcount | Summary: Hedgehog!Kaner has the best ideas.
(Be Better Through) Handholding. | Rated R, 2k+ wordcount | Summary: Ridiculous rookies-being-forced-to-hold-hands fluff.
Glory Hallelujah (Imma Take That Ass To Church). | Rated R, 3,553 wordcount | Summary: Five times Patrick Kane wanted to marry Jonathan Toews, and the one time he actually did.
Second Is Okay (You Ain't Ever Beating Me). | Rated PG-13, 4,256 wordcount | Summary: The media likes to think that Jonathan Toews has grown into a calm and mature adult. Patrick Kane calls bullshit. Or, the time Patrick and Jonny had a rookie hero worship competition and Teuvo Teravainen almost wished he hadn't made it to the NHL.
Sex (Tears) And Conversation. | Rated NC-17, 4k+ wordcount | Summary: That's the end of the talking for a while, but it's only the beginning of Patrick thinking about it. He does some research, but it turns out that googling "what does it mean that I like getting held down during sex" doesn't provide much helpful information, and he can't bring it up with anyone, so he just - thinks about it, instead. It's probably more thought than he's put into anything before in his life other than hockey, but it leads him to some pretty interesting conclusions.
Hockey RPF: Femslash
Do It #LikeAGirl. Hilary Knight/Genevieve Lacasse | Rated NC-17, 2k+ wordcount | Summary: Post-Clarkson Cup victory sex
She Ain't Heavy, She's My Hedgehog. Hilary Knight/Amanda Kessel | Rated PG-13, 5,142 wordcount | Summary: Amanda Kessel plans to spend her first week in Boston relaxing, unpacking, and getting ready to play hockey with a new team, not changing into a hedgehog and having to rely on Hilary Knight to take care of her. Too bad the universe doesn't give a shit about her plans.
Hockey RPF: Threesomes/Other Pairings
Three For The Show. Co-written with torigates and blue_spruce. Hilary Knight/Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane | Rated NC-17, 10,020 wordcount | Summary: Hilary watches his eyes flicker between the two of them and realizes he's not sure exactly what she meant, that he’s going to need a little bit of help. "Come here," she says. "First me. Then Jonny."
"Ohh," he breathes. He takes another step closer to her and she reaches out to reel him in. "Yeah, ok."
Avatar: the Last Airbender & Legend of Korra
Expendable. Azula/Ty Lee(/OMC) | Rated NC-17, 3k+ wordcount | Summary: Men have always been pawns in Azula's journey through life, and now she's finding new uses for them in her relationship with Ty Lee.
Heat Strategies. Azula/Mai/Ty Lee | Rated PG, 1k+ wordcount | Summary: Azula rationalizes, Mai fights dirty, and Ty Lee has her ways. There's a "light my fire" joke in here somewhere, but Azula is much too well-bred for that.
In Quiet. Korra/Asami | Rated PG-13, 5k+ wordcount | Summary: Days and nights at Air Temple Island, after the poison.
Trolling For Fun And Profit. Korra/Asami | Rated PG, 400 words | Summary: Korra introduces Asami to people who already know her. Fun is had by all, except Mako.
The Fast and The Furious movies
No Other Place. Letty & Elena gen | Rated G, 1k+ wordcount | Summary: Letty should maybe feel jealous of Elena, but instead she just wants to know her better. Or, how Letty got her groove back.
Podfic
All the stories (my own, and others with author permission) that I've recorded can be found
here at the Audiofic Archive or
on AO3.
Podfic masterlists on LJ:
SPN podfic masterlist SPN/CW RPF podfic masterlist Avengers, Idol RPF, & Other Fandoms podfic masterlist Hockey RPF podfic masterlist.