More Fun in Bed
Me: *Prodding Dave's penis* What's that?
Dave: A big elephant trunk.
Me: Blimey! What's it doing in your boxers?
Dave: Not sure, but it keeps feeding my ass peanuts.
Me: Well that's not good -- you're allergic.
Dave: Yeah. Starting to burn now.
(Later)
Me: Do you think Hugh Jackman has a hairy back?
Dave: I'm getting up if you're going to start fantasising.
Me: No, honest, there was a complex train of thought that led to Hugh Jackman's hairy back. I thought how I was going back to uni on Monday and wondered if I would have classes with my friends from next year, which made me think of Henry who's got very hairy hands and probably a very hairy back, and he's like the wolf guy, so I thought of Hugh Jackman and wondered if he had a hairy back.
Dave: Oh. Probably.
Me: I hope not, 'cos then I'd have to strike him off my hot guy list.
Dave: In that case he's like an orangutang (sp?). And has a baboon's ass.
We played scrabble this morning and Dave tried to convince me that 'bugled' was a word.