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i just ran across this in my infinate boredom:
Sex Survey
1. How many sexual partners have you had? 11
2. How old are you? almost 20
3. What is the age of the youngest sexual partner? 17
4. What about the oldest? 22
5. Favorite sex food? lets not talk about food.
6. Best place you have done it? in my bed, it's comfy.
7. Favorite position? whatever
8. Worst sex you have ever had? Miranda
9. Best sex? it wasn't sex... but most sensual experience was most definately with Denise, hands down.
10. One thing sexually you would not do ever? some real sick fetish shit.
11. Girl/guy with the smallest breasts/penis? Amy
12. Biggest breasts/penis? Ashlee
13. Favorite celeb breasts/package? i don't really care...
14. Favorite porn star? whoever...
15. Your bra/penis size? big enough for you... if you've seen it and care to comment, you're welcome to.
16. Spit or swallow? i don't do either... but for ladies, i'll let you guess...
17. Ideal breast/penis size? i have no preference, honestly... i don't like huge breasts to be completely honest.
18. How many people have you gone down on? 10
19. Best sexual feature? stomach
20. Are you in a relationship? no
21. How many times do you have sex per week? 0
22. Do you like hairy girls/guys? quite the contrary...
23. Ever had unprotected sex? yes
24. Ever had sex with a stranger? no
25. Like the idea of casual sex? yes and no
26. Ever kissed a member of the same sex, and if yes how many? yeah, not too many
27. Ever had sex with someone of the same sex? no
28. What sexual favor do you like doing the most? whatever is asked...
29. How about receiving? bites
30. Have you ever gotten drunk and ended up getting frisky with someone? mildly...
31. If so, who was it and what did you do? Monica, we got frisky.
32. What is your shortest sexual session? one time with Sara
33. Longest session? most of them
34. Place you want to have sex? on a beach at night.
35. Something stupid people do during foreplay? neglect to make foreplay last a while... it's often better than sex
36. First female celebrity you would have sex with? i care?
37. First male celebrity you would have sex with? i care?
38. First friend you would have sex with (other than your gf/bf)? Denise
39. Last friend you'd have sex with? most of them
40. Ever threw up after going down? never
41. Lost your gag reflex? um... no.
42. First person you had sex with? Ashlee
43. Do you regret anyone? a couple
44. Who do you not regret? most of them
45. Longest relationship? Amy R.
46. Ever dumped someone? yeah
47. Feel bad about it? yeah
48. Ever been dumped? always
49. Had sex while you/she was on the rag? yeah
50. Flashed your naughty bits? no
51. Flashed for money/gifts? no
52. Used whips during sex? no
53. Best sex song? the two latest AFI albums, and the sex realted songs by the Faint
54. How many people have given you oral sex? 12
55. How many people have touched your naughty bits? 14
56. Favorite brand of condom? whatever
57. Ever done 69, and if so with how many different people? yes, 3
58. Ever faked an orgasm? no
59. Ever had an orgasm during sex? yes
60. How many people have given you an orgasm? 11
61. Taken nude/sexual photos of yourself? nope
62. Ever had a fuck buddy? sorta...
63. Ever had a threesome or an orgy? no
64. How many sexual partners have your sexual partners had? this is a tough one..
65. What have you done with someone of the opposite sex? plenty...
66. Have you ever had sex while high or drunk? no
67. Worst thing that has happened to you regarding sex? blue balls.
68. Ever had an STD? no
69. Did you lie about any of these answers? not at all.
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-e
Sex Survey
1. How many sexual partners have you had? 11
2. How old are you? almost 20
3. What is the age of the youngest sexual partner? 17
4. What about the oldest? 22
5. Favorite sex food? lets not talk about food.
6. Best place you have done it? in my bed, it's comfy.
7. Favorite position? whatever
8. Worst sex you have ever had? Miranda
9. Best sex? it wasn't sex... but most sensual experience was most definately with Denise, hands down.
10. One thing sexually you would not do ever? some real sick fetish shit.
11. Girl/guy with the smallest breasts/penis? Amy
12. Biggest breasts/penis? Ashlee
13. Favorite celeb breasts/package? i don't really care...
14. Favorite porn star? whoever...
15. Your bra/penis size? big enough for you... if you've seen it and care to comment, you're welcome to.
16. Spit or swallow? i don't do either... but for ladies, i'll let you guess...
17. Ideal breast/penis size? i have no preference, honestly... i don't like huge breasts to be completely honest.
18. How many people have you gone down on? 10
19. Best sexual feature? stomach
20. Are you in a relationship? no
21. How many times do you have sex per week? 0
22. Do you like hairy girls/guys? quite the contrary...
23. Ever had unprotected sex? yes
24. Ever had sex with a stranger? no
25. Like the idea of casual sex? yes and no
26. Ever kissed a member of the same sex, and if yes how many? yeah, not too many
27. Ever had sex with someone of the same sex? no
28. What sexual favor do you like doing the most? whatever is asked...
29. How about receiving? bites
30. Have you ever gotten drunk and ended up getting frisky with someone? mildly...
31. If so, who was it and what did you do? Monica, we got frisky.
32. What is your shortest sexual session? one time with Sara
33. Longest session? most of them
34. Place you want to have sex? on a beach at night.
35. Something stupid people do during foreplay? neglect to make foreplay last a while... it's often better than sex
36. First female celebrity you would have sex with? i care?
37. First male celebrity you would have sex with? i care?
38. First friend you would have sex with (other than your gf/bf)? Denise
39. Last friend you'd have sex with? most of them
40. Ever threw up after going down? never
41. Lost your gag reflex? um... no.
42. First person you had sex with? Ashlee
43. Do you regret anyone? a couple
44. Who do you not regret? most of them
45. Longest relationship? Amy R.
46. Ever dumped someone? yeah
47. Feel bad about it? yeah
48. Ever been dumped? always
49. Had sex while you/she was on the rag? yeah
50. Flashed your naughty bits? no
51. Flashed for money/gifts? no
52. Used whips during sex? no
53. Best sex song? the two latest AFI albums, and the sex realted songs by the Faint
54. How many people have given you oral sex? 12
55. How many people have touched your naughty bits? 14
56. Favorite brand of condom? whatever
57. Ever done 69, and if so with how many different people? yes, 3
58. Ever faked an orgasm? no
59. Ever had an orgasm during sex? yes
60. How many people have given you an orgasm? 11
61. Taken nude/sexual photos of yourself? nope
62. Ever had a fuck buddy? sorta...
63. Ever had a threesome or an orgy? no
64. How many sexual partners have your sexual partners had? this is a tough one..
65. What have you done with someone of the opposite sex? plenty...
66. Have you ever had sex while high or drunk? no
67. Worst thing that has happened to you regarding sex? blue balls.
68. Ever had an STD? no
69. Did you lie about any of these answers? not at all.
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-e